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How much money do I have to throw at @thepenumbrapod.bsky.social to get them to play Beautiful Space Pirates by @gshowitt.bsky.social as a Carte Blanche heist? I miss my space crime family

Googly-eyed ping pong balls make up the eyes of four hand puppets, held up in front of a stage upon which is a large banner which reads "BROON"

Five people, including the performer Broon, smother their aforementioned hand puppets with varying looks of delight, concern, determination, and dismay

If I still had nipples, they would have been erect with excitement to commit to this bit @broonshow.bsky.social

Where my no nipple homies at

Also if I was gonna get a hot itd be a copperhead bc I love them

I mean I wouldn't, bc there's a good number of CB rattlesnakes in the trade already if I decided to get into hots. But I'm drunk on the power of knowing I COULD

Driving through Nevada and remembering their state laws say i can take two of EACH native rattler from the wild, per year

✨️Alex 'I am not a benevolent god' Newall✨️

NOW MORE THAN EVER @joshuailon.bsky.social

I think now more than ever we need the fake baseball commentary streams by @joshuailon.bsky.social back.

guys this is really funny

looking at my top surgery scars like "id have done a mattress stitch"

Logo in style of competition show Survivor with the quote, "Survivor is for teens and men"

Omg we were listening to the newest episode of Wet Hot American Doomsday and I feel like @thepenumbrapod.bsky.social needs to capitalize on @bairnecessities.bsky.social's artistic and comedic genius, just saying. I need this as a sticker, as a t-shirt, tattooed on my body

Hey @thepenumbrapod.bsky.social so like what the fuck guys #Thirst

Hot take: Children under 16 should not be allowed to participate in organized religion

Oh, sorry @joshuailon.bsky.social again I forgot

screenshot of "cool" joshua ilon's post reading, "this is joshua ilon saying: 'lie to your boss'" and its reply (also by joshua) saying, "(i was served a cease and desist order by the estate of a certain mystery writer 14 months ago and that nightmare is finally over, get ready for the many adventures of winnie the pooh and the great gatsby)"

The end of the previous screenshot, showing a yellow calendar and the notice, "Archived from May 31, 2022 at 8:51PM"

listen dude, not to be this guy but like

@thepenumbrapod.bsky.social hello friends. I've only known Juno Steel for like a month now, but idk i think you should probably absolutely definitely do another Juno liveshow. 🤷 like idk it just makes sense

Happy Thirstday! @joshuailon.bsky.social imagine if we celebrated with The Great Gatsby?

@joshuailon.bsky.social

Hey so like. You know The Great Gatsby is public domain now, yeah? Just saying. Not stalking your patreon or anything. Just. You know. Considering.

Working in support w/ intellectually/developmentally disabled adults its hard NOT to see how fucked things are. I do yearly trainings on how to convince cops not to shoot my clients in an emergency & our org has to give de-escalation training to those cops bc their training doesnt cover it 🫠🫠

It is Trans Visibility Day and I just want to remind you all to celebrate the day but don't out other people. It's not your story to tell, it's theirs.

That said, I love my trans family and friends! Right now things are so incredibly difficult and absolutely soul crushing but we keep fighting!💜🫂

JUST LET ME BEAT THIS OLD ASS FUCK.

Right?

One of my clients just looked me dead in the eyes, sighed heavily, and went, "It's been a long week"

It’s official: In the USA The Gulf of Mexico is now the “Gulf of America,” and Denali, the Alaska Native name for North America’s tallest peak, has been reverted to Mount McKinley. But we refuse to accept this change—Denali will always be Denali to us. #IStandWithDenali

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

I don't think they thought I was serious about it??? And I get to Stressed to push haha

For the first time in literally a year since doing so caused me actual *permanent* injury, my job isn't making me change the water jugs in our office 🎉

Screenshot of mobile notification from Co-Star app reading "Happy birthday, kat. You can cry if you want to."

Damn, okay co-star