mik 🐻‍❄️

One of our best exchanges

I don’t 😭 but if I get one I’ll lyk!!!

I might! Let me check.

2024 - NFTS 2025 - Al 2026 - STEW

How much money do I have to throw at @thepenumbrapod.bsky.social to get them to play Beautiful Space Pirates by @gshowitt.bsky.social as a Carte Blanche heist? I miss my space crime family

Frankenstein milk count: 5.

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! #flatcircle #time

treat yo self!!!

Jac @ me @ barnacle boy. Feeling a little attacked but a little honored?

W H A T

Inktober, Day Two! Weave.

#inktober #inktoberday2 #october #halloween #inktober2025 #ink #art

Happy October!

I will, as always, start Inktober but I will not commit to finishing it 😂

Day 1, Mustache.

#inktober #inktober2025 #edgarallanpoe #ink #art

Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an fauxmotional moment for our stupid racist welfare-hating crack hunt we call a country. It is a decision we made because Joe Rogan was out elk hunting all week and unavailable as our moral compass. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after an executive who wanted to go golfing with Obama got ♪ ♪ ♫ ♬ yelllled aaat ♬ ♫ ♪ ♪ , we've reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday, following your local news and the Rapture. Please stop sending us that fucking video from Holland.

For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.

It’s time for my March Madness, Happy Fat Bear Week!

tfw i come on here to tell everyone i have a new, obscure soccer history deep dive coming soon

BREAKING NEWS: "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" will return to air on ABC tomorrow night, the network announced: https://cnn.it/48ebCJJ

My cat having an existential crisis.

And yet, the horrors persist

I think now more than ever we need the fake baseball commentary streams by @joshuailon.bsky.social back.

Eisner criticism

Michael Eisner > Bob Iger

I TRIED SO HARD

mik: oh like eddies billion dollar bake off?

monica: cook off*

mik: oh

me: *million

mik: OKAY BUT YOU BOTH KNEW WHAT I WAS SAYING

mik 2 seconds later: did you know eddies million dollar cook off and high school musical are the same movie?

W H A T

One thing about me is that I’ll always give a new song a chance to have a banjo in it before I skip it.

Empathy is our greatest strength.

20k!

WE DID IT FRIENDS!!!

$20,000 for @theyoungcenter.bsky.social !!!

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Yes I’ll donate to the cause

I actually am finding it incredibly rude that people just live in Maine and I had to come back to SLC. 😭

Hey I drew a postcard for this!! If you’re interested I’ll like the two spots you can get it below 🥰 #ofmd #ywmlp

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