When is the round table on the tooth fairy?

Canada vs. America

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The amount of Eminem references I’ve been making this week has been sickening

Kimmel is the real slim shady

THE FCC WONT LET ME BE

Congratulations to @jimmykimmel.com on his triumphant return!
Last night he was pitch-perfect. Inspirational, self-reflective, gracious to his haters, championing the 1st Amendment & most importantly: FUNNY.

(Shout-out to Robert DeNiro as the mob-boss head of the FCC)😆

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

The anteater once had a now extinct predator called the anteatereater.

Nature is crazy.

Disney Didn't Expect What Happened After Jimmy Kimmel's Cancellation - & Is Scrambling To Fix It Now it's scrambling.

This was a fun read. The executives at Disney are reportedly in full-on panic mode and have no exit plan screenrant.com/disney-scram...

PSA: Thinking this is wrong doesn’t make you a “radical” — thinking it isn’t does.

Vote with your dollars.

NO ONE needs anything “ Disney” in their lives.
Let’s all pick up a banned book, or try making something?

😂😂

Character “Regina George” from 2000s hit movie Mean Girls fake crying about the burn book to the principle. She is holding a wadded up Kleenex in her right hand.

Nexstar and ABC should be ashamed of themselves for what they’ve done to @jimmykimmel.com. My mother is DEVASTATED. and on the eve of her 52nd birthday.

FOR SHAME.

You can’t scrub away the truth.

Sandy Hook was the day that I, 17 at the time, decided I will never have children of my own.

& they wonder why the birth rate is low

Lisa Murkowski is beyond pathetic.

Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman remembered as funny, savvy and 'a true leader' Friends and colleagues remembered her as grounded, kind and compassionate.

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

👇👇

Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.

putting the aluminum foil hat on for a moment:

Do we think it’s possible the events of today were orchestrated by the right as a means of rallying their base?

While you’re at it work on getting yourself all female healthcare providers- trust me on this one

putting the aluminum foil hat on for a moment:

Do we think it’s possible the events of today were orchestrated by the right as a means of rallying their base?