D Casellian

"The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself."

"The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself."

You’re only allowed to sound unnatural if it sounds natural.

Pro tip: if you’re creating a dummy client list so your scam feels more legit, don’t leave the “Tag Line Goes Here” placeholder text in your fake company logos. If you’re going to hawk bullshit at least put some effort into it.

A black cat pulls the glasses off a woman’s face.

When your cat thinks you should stop working for the day.

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I'm a firm believer in sharing experiences both good and bad along the way in the hopes it helps people feel more seen and less alone... I say for no reason at all as I share my July recap "newsletter."

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We used to clip the flaps off of cereal boxes and take them to school for god only knows what reason and we LIKED IT

Handed the 6 year-old a candy wrapper he left lying around to throw out. “No, I’m keeping this. It has a QR code.”

Back in my day-

85% of Gaza is on the brink of death due to starvation. Israel could let aid in at any moment. And some people (like these men tried to do with me on Friday) are still trying to justify this atrocity.

There is no justification. This could stop at any moment. End the blockade now.

If you join our Patreon you can listen to me wax poetic about why I think genAI stinks. Lovingly, of course.

D Casellian voices Maid to Kill Izanami in the video game Smite 2. The character is a woman dressed in a french maid costume with bunny ears wielding a pair of kama.

LOOK MOM I'M IN SMITE 2!

I love every game I get to work on, but this one was extra special to me. I didn't know what role I was recording until after the session started, 1st time that's happened for me, and it made it MORE FUN.

Keep chasing your dreams. Sometimes you catch them!! 🥹

Further update: kid is now chanting “takedown, takedown” while watching the movie. I approve.

Update: we got as far as the end of the first song and then my kid asked to watch the beginning of the movie again.

All-around winning: 1, efficiency: 0.

Spent all morning listening to the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack, so I switched to just running the movie in the background. For efficiency.

A woman with short brown hair wears a red military uniform while holding a green lollipop. The name Captain Ash is next to the game logo for Crystal Commanders, and above the D Casellian name and logo

Catch me in my first VR game as Captain Ash in Crystal Commanders. You get to command tiny armies in your living room!

Thanks to @dbcreations.studio for letting me play along!

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Dawnsbury Days on Steam Lead a group of childhood friends through their first adventures in a turn-based tactical RPG played under the rules of PF2E, the second edition of a powerful OGL ruleset. Customize their builds, acqu...

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Delayed role announcement #4- you can hear me as Ramielle, the Archangel of the Future in the Dawnsbury Days expansion The Profane Barrier!

It’s a wonderfully dark add-on to a game that players love, with another expansion already in development. Thanks to @dawnsbury.bsky.social for having me!

My hypothesis of modern parking lot layouts is that they must be designed to thwart theft. I can’t find my way out with all the time in the world; ain’t no chance in hell I could manage it in a getaway car. 🚗

A cartoon woman with yellow braided hair under a black musketeer-style hat holds a red and white fan in front of her masked face. The background is colorful puzzle tiles from the game Panel Attack.

Day 3 of catch up- I’m on a role!

You can listen to me taunting your puzzle-solving skills as Madam Q in Panel Attack! It’s a free indie game that I’m very bad at. I received much criticism from… myself.

Thanks to the dev team for having me! panelattack.com

#voiceactor #videogame

A woman with black hair in a ponytail wears a white visor and a red jacket. A syringe filled with something red hovers over one hand. The name “Fox” is in white letters with glitch accents above the game title, “Torment Hexus.” The D Casellian name and logo are in white at the bottom.

Another overdue role announcement- I’m the voice of Fox in the trailer for the upcoming roguelike Torment Hexus!

Watch the trailer and learn more about the game at tmagames.com and wishlist it on Steam!

Thanks to Chris Weisiger and Candace McAfee for inviting me to play. 🦾

#voiceactor

It’s ok I’m only freaking out a little

The word “Eden” in white text interrupts a ring around a green planet. Something golden drips from the bottom over a dark blue night sky. The name “August Rose” appears above the D Casellian name and logo.

“Lets kick off happy hour, shall we?”

Very late role announcement- you can catch me as mysterious bartender August Rose in the audio drama Eden!

Listen to all episodes: youtu.be/1N3qv-BfuGo?...

Thanks to @jtvoiceactor.bsky.social for having me aboard!

#audiodrama #indie #voiceactor

The little bit of dirt on the wall was less obvious than the glaring bright spot left after cleaning it. #parenting

The guilt is real.

Real strong.

This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT.

The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.

There’s certain kinds of work I can only effectively do when my 6 year-old is asleep and their sleep schedule during the summer is almost identical to mine. Help.

The theme of ‘25 is be careful what you wish for. I wished this vacation would be longer, but I didn’t specify how or why, so now our flight is expected to arrive six hours late.

If you listen closely you can hear the gods snickering.

If you liked my joke about fencers, please riposte

They will try to tell you, “Resistance is futile.” It is never so.