Grant Howitt

thanks for doing this. pleased to see that the future is kind of shite, as I had expected

In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...

Too strong in my current form

Graphic to introduce Naomi as the new social media manager. There's a smiling close up on a polaroid, an ink drawing of Heike by Sar Cousins and a photo of Naomi on a podcast stage at dragonmeet. A piece of paper has some notes on it. It says "hello" "I'm taking the social media going forward, made HEART an actual play podcast and played heike. Secretly plans to kill grant in a pit trap by 2035"

Surprise! I have joined the fearsome and terrible hive at RRD, and will be the new Soc Media wretch!
Lots of love and mouth full of dice, Naomi xoxo

i swear i was just there to use the zipline!! the zipline!!

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

Pikes are far too long. Can’t photograph ‘em properly

Photograph of a miniature made using the Landsknecht kit from Warlord Games. He has a big pipe for a head and he’s wearing a fancy hat. His fancy clothes are painted blue and red. His pike has been modified into a sci-fi weapon with a glowing green point and a cable running down to a backpack.

Sad little robot guy

Implied but never stated yeah. They have some questionable drawings of the bee

one of the rival factions wants to sell the bee to make earrings in Spire and another wants to eat it

HOOK A decrepit Deep Apiarist approaches the delvers and speaks: the walls between worlds are thinner than ever, and the crimson undoing that splinters the real will soon arise and destroy us all. They press a single bee (very gently) into your hand, casting a rheumy eye around themselves as they do, and beseech you to take this Queen to an empty hive beside Wardstone Nasonov (Heart, pXX) - and from there she will reinforce the wards that sustain the universe. “Worry not,” they croak, “for I will be with you every step of the way,” whereupon they drop dead and a hundred bees swarm out of their mouth and ears. You hear a shout from across the cavern - “There! They have it!” - and someone opens fire. Someone else returns fire from behind you. It seems like this is a very important bee.

Heart scenario design is tricky but fun; you need to keep things absurd but grounded, tragic but wonderful, daft but disgusting. To that end I have written a world-ending adventure which focuses around one (1) bee

at the very least it needs an H

although they can't hold a candle to the cunty little power boleros the new Emperor's Children have access to

photo of the space wolves pack leader miniature. he's wearing a full suit of powered armour but no sleeves or helmet. he's carrying a sword.

new space wolves are good too. got those sleeveless power armoured vests

The Witch is Dead (But We Have Her Car Keys) by Docrimbo A mash-hack of

Hey, I made a game for @gshowitt.bsky.social's game jam on itch! I've already submitted it, but I would love to get feedback from folks here too! It's pay-what-you-can: ampersandwich.itch.io/witchcar

Special shoutout to @cyberelladraws.bsky.social for doodles!

plus they're free! so that's another barrier gone, I guess

Positive Pig is honestly a bit much, like it's her whole deal, but her heart's in the right place

pig and quail are dating

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

One Hundred One Page Games Jam A game jam from 2025-10-01 to 2025-12-01 hosted by gshowitt. HELLO MY NAME IS GRANT HOWITT AND I HAVE WRITTEN ONE HUNDRED OF GAME. Below is a list of my one hundred one-page games. Some of them are lo...

We're up to ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE participants in our upcoming kitbash game jam. You should join them!

It costs you nothing and will probably lose me money in the long run. I'm not even 100% sure why I'm doing it.

itch.io/jam/one-hund...

One Hundred One Page Games Jam A game jam from 2025-10-01 to 2025-12-01 hosted by gshowitt. HELLO MY NAME IS GRANT HOWITT AND I HAVE WRITTEN ONE HUNDRED OF GAME. Below is a list of my one hundred one-page games. Some of them are lo...

We're up to ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE participants in our upcoming kitbash game jam. You should join them!

It costs you nothing and will probably lose me money in the long run. I'm not even 100% sure why I'm doing it.

itch.io/jam/one-hund...

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

“Damned info’s all askew. They wouldn’t tolerate this at the Space Academy I tell you what”

Art for the Scholar class in the new edition of Coriolis. It looks an awful lot like me

Apparently I’m one of the archetypes in the new edition of Coriolis. Which is nice

hard to sustain the gag for a full party for a full session, I'd wager, but best of luck to you!

I did write a game called WIZARD BATTLE HATS a decade ago, so maybe that was it

Hm. HMMMM.

I’m into it. Succinct. Convenient single source for all my news.