Matt 'Wib' Ward

18th century art of a sheep that's shaped like an enormous rectangle with tiny legs and head.

And anyway, if I was gonna get a sheep shaped like a rhombus put on my skin, I'd go with one of these freaks instead.

This is not, to be clear, a judgement on the logo itself, I think it's actually fairly neat as far as these things go.

It's just tattooing a football team's logo upon oneself implies a connection to the game or team I simply do not have.

Me and the boys on the way to 'spoons.

That'll be some fun when I next have a break :)

The logo for the Derby County Football Club, featuring a stylised ram.

Just remembered I had a dream last night where I got a tattoo of the Derby County Football Club ram on my arm. I cannot think of many things that I am less likely to have tattooed upon myself.

It wasn't even well done! The placement was horrible too! Awful.

Really hate to cancel again but no stream tonight since we're both wiped out and busy.

I shall perform the ritual self-flagellation, as is tradition.

A picture of a former sister of battle turned Escher ganger wearing a leather harness over her neck and lower face and a sportsy black tanktop on her upper body. She has white lightly freckled skin, bleached hair with red roots and a bulky metallic right arm with a shoulder piece shaped like an alien skull. She is very toned and holding up her prosthetic in the "We can do it" pose, showing off a large syringe attachment connected to a backpack of brass coiling tubes and pistons.

Sometimes your past follows you in the form of a haircut.
#art #pinup #necromunda #warhammer

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SnipeAndWib - Twitch Snipe and Wib play games and talk a lot, sometimes they do these things at the same time! Usually found at youtube.com/snipeandwibplay

I'm heading back into mines with Longfang!

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The toy with guns from the main transformers line in his hand, his arm and the back of his head.

Yep! He’s got quite a few 5mm ports. Including one in the back of his head for some reason.

Yeah, when you posted it I went to check to see if I was forgetting anything that used it and I'd apparently missed that one.

Looks a little drab in robot mode but I do kinda dig the altmode in those colours.

It's a fun take on him. Of the different characters that used that mould I think he wears it best :)

He is a little taller than he is wide. I got a ruler out to check hah

A transformers toy of the character Sky-Byte in robot mode.

The same toy in its altmode, which is a robot shark that is also a car. Tremendous.

Cyberworld Sky-Byte is so fucking stupid, I love him so much.

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Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.

Hey Wes, I can save you the trouble. The reason a lot of people are struggling with their mental health in the UK is it fucking sucks here. Aside from usual late-stage capitalism stuff, everything that could be cool about living here has been systematically made worse by people like you, you cunt.

There is a certain strata of ska band that is made entirely of such things. Most are fairly tortured.

My personal favourite ska pun name was probably the Weapons of Brass Destruction.

Album art for 'Necroskamicon' by The Land Before Tim

#80, The Land Before Tim - Necroskamicon (2017)

As someone who is in a ska band with a silly name that plays songs about silly things, I feel very seen by this band.

Album art for 'Q: Are We Not Ska? A: We Are AADD' by Admiral Akbar's Dishonourable Discharge

#79, Admiral Akbar's Dishonourable Discharge - Q: Are We Not Ska? A: We Are AADD

Just a little EP I listened to, once again, based entirely on the band's name. I am a simple creature.

Album art for 'A for Effort, E for Attainment' by Common Sense Kid.

#78, Common Sense Kid - A for Effort, E for Attainment (2023)

One man band doing skapunk with a bit of extra electronic flavour. S'neat.

The police are barging down my door for watching episodes of Tugs on YouTube.

Lego Beverly Crusher holding a candle to summon a Lego ghost she’s been boning.

Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa

His eyes are off spying on children to make sure whether they're naughty or nice, obviously!

As a bonus is means he's not restricted to just 2 eyeballs now. We're talking a Bloodbornean amount of eyes here.

Oh totally.

I think it's uncontroversial so say that there's plenty of people into Warhammer with more money than sense.

Let's just I've built some Forge World vehicles from the era where the instructions were just vague suggestions on a A4 piece of paper and I WOULD NOT BLAME ANYONE FOR GIVING UP.

I wonder how many of those have actually been painted and how many are still unbuilt?

Ooooh all those cracks in the leather look niiiice.

You cannot stop me!

*scuttles away to my office to write incredibly niche jokes before you can break down the door*