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Post image 09.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I am confident of your ability to improve. You CAN roll your eyes harder. You WILL roll your eyes harder. (Probably tomorrow or Wednesday.)

09.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

facility every day, but they can ensure that every facility *could* be inspected.

It will no doubt result in refusals, but the "we need notice" excuse will be shown as the sham it is.

08.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next day, inform them that you will inspect every facility in 7 days. The day after, inform them that you will inspect every facility in 7 days. And so on.

We have over 250 Dem house and senate members, there is no reason they can't inspect 100 facilities a day. They won't inspect every

08.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen complaints that DHS is refusing no-notice congressional inspections of their detention facilities, and is requiring 7 days notice.

If this is the case, give them notice. Tomorrow, inform them that you will inspect every facility in 7 days.

08.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't TEASE me like that!

06.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should get scholarships.

03.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How DARE you question my credentials as a billionaire astronaut underwear model?!?!

03.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My son has us outnumbered 1 to 2.

03.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of Dems are going to be praying for a Trump endorsement for their opponents.

02.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he DID work for a VA Secretary appointed by a notorious traitor and sex criminal.

30.01.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"In theater" says it all. They are at war with the citizenry.

29.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, ICE will put him up in a hotel room as soon as he is hired.

29.01.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A "civil officer" does not necessarily require senate confirmation.

28.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grocery Outlet may have some if you have one nearby.

28.01.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's always keelhauling as an option. Preferably after a 6 month underway before hull cleaning. You can do that at flank, right?

28.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would donate to help install 44 full-height flagpoles there, ideally about 5 feet higher than the flagpole for the embassy.

28.01.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did you stop?

28.01.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, hypothetically, if you emergency blow from test depth, can you get enough of your bow out of the water that you can fire assholes out of the torpedo tubes for distance?

28.01.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking sticking him in a submarine and dropping him somewhere on an ice cap is a good use of military resources.

28.01.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Living the dream": I have no idea what's happening and have no control over the situation.

27.01.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The buck has never once stopped with him, it would be a nice change.

27.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. Use "less lethal" munitions, so they suffer.

27.01.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit! Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8. I knew there was an 8 in there somewhere!

26.01.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Their worst hopes.

26.01.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And also the 8th. By placing agents above the law they are treating their badges as de facto patents of nobility.

26.01.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The article also mentions that it is popular with police forces, how many of those "accidental" discharges were excuses for an unjustified shooting?

25.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are plenty of parts of Greenland that are unpleasant enough that no one lives there.

25.01.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rent a small chunk of Greenland, since they want it so fucking much.

25.01.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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