pistachiOoOo 👻

I’m very much not wading any further into this bc it gets into “people don’t believe in bisexuality” which is not a TS exclusive phenomenon

Not necessarily you

I’ve dated several of my “friends” before. Sometimes even when I was publicly dating a guy. You don’t actually know anything about a relationship you aren’t in

Hey some of y’all need to not be shitbirds about publicly claimed relationships being the markers of sexuality

There have been rumors for years that she’s dated women semi privately. It is not an absurd theory and acting like it is honestly pisses me off

It makes me feel better at least lol. Oh y’all are just gonna keep making excuses, it’s not that there’s anything wrong with me. Good to know, genuinely

Impatient and distracted af so getting stuck working OT today

I think we’ve hit on the reason for the male loneliness epidemic from the left

Genuinely it is baffling to me. She has always written songs about love, you just don’t like that the dude she’s happy with plays football. But like ok so don’t listen to the album? Falling in love is not maga coded, that’s a bizarre fucking stretch to make

I can’t really advocate for giving my old company money but it’s a good product they are just shitty people

SHE HAS HAD RUMORS FOR A DECADE MY GOD

Gotta make it about ourselves, especially when it’s about us

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I don’t believe the dick thing fwiw

I feel like particularly offended as a bi person who has been in predominantly hetero relationships bc you don’t know shit about someone based on the gender of their partner

People think the new Taylor Swift album is maga coded somehow and I just hope they get therapy

Guys straight relationships aren’t inherently maga y’all are unfuckingwell.

Noon is actually a good time to play and I will die on this (or any other) hill

Yes. But also heeeeeey old company thanks for the subscription to your shit in my severance package lol

What sucks is hearing I’m going to need an AI certification in order to make me attractive for an internal promotion that doesn’t need AI. What’s good is I know where to get one for cheap lol

Truly never thought some of those exclusions would come up

There are going to be some weird insurance claims coming

the most unironic me and who of all time

Oh is that the discourse we’re doing this morning? Y’all want them to tear the country apart so you can blame everybody that lives in a different state for all the things you don’t want to admit your state supported too.

They are called writers

I think it’s just publix bc I don’t see those prices elsewhere but that’s still obnoxious

THIRTEEN?! Fuck. Off.

A photo of a Caucasian man with sandy blonde hair and a mustache with glasses on as well and the description reads "Bill Margold - Pornography Historian" God bless him

I love twinings Irish breakfast tbh