Scobeard

Honestly good for JMU. I’ll ride for JMU.

You’re backed up 20 yards on your first offensive possession of overtime in a must-score situation and you go with a trick play and throw an INTERCEPTION and lose to Duke and miss the playoff like that’s losing-to-UMBC-in-the-first-round heartbreak.

If I’m a UVA fan I’m never ever ever not going to be mad ever again.

Omfg

Timothy Ratliff from the White Lotus tv show holding a gun to his head. He’s wearing a Duke shirt.

The ACC.

No UVA that’s a run you’re supposed to stop those.

Are you a fan of football and sad circuses? Let me introduce you to The ACC.

Believe in yourself like Indiana does

Tim Tebow is…very tan.

Was pretty confident that Bama was going to run away with this game because I’m an i d i o t.

I can’t put my finger on exactly why but there’s nothing that sets off my “bad people made this” radar like jazzy remixed ragtime. Every time I hear the Southern Charm song I turn into a hater werewolf. The Charleston is a hate dance. It taunts me.

It either smells like chicken nuggets in this bar or I’m having a stroke.

How can a capsized boat be filled with drugs. Better yet, how can Tommy here tell there were drugs in a boat he can only see the bottom of. Could be he’s lying. Could be he’s a bloodthirsty death cultist racist who just loves to wield mortal power. Who could ever really know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lived in Minneapolis for 3 years right at the edge of Midtown and the Somali population there absolutely rips this President can go fuck himself all the way to the bone.

Guys I’m starting to think that maybe Penn State shouldn’t have fired Franklin without a plan in place.

Wrong song same band my b

🎶That’s what you get when you fire Franklin🎶

Like sure we might never ever beat a top ten team but at least we have a recruiting class? And a coach.

Never had a problem with Penn State until a whole bunch of them started talking shit about James Franklin being the Virginia Tech coach but now I just want to ask them how my ass taste.

(Also I want no part of this discourse I don’t have the disease either way please leave me in peace).

Say what you want about Still Wancil but at least he ain’t no bitch. Dude gets yelled at all day every day. Has the skin of a poster. Billionaires could never defend their ideas like him.

Lmao “hey it might be that brokeass asking for money again”

I got TWO this morning from two different numbers. Again this man is worth over a quarter of a billion dollars and needs to be primaried yesterday.

How life feels when you don’t Have Ln., Kiffin telling you he hates your playlist every morning and hot yoga

One time he slipped a fart out and blamed it on the girl next to him

And coming in five minutes late and leaving 20 minutes early

Gonna miss him turning up the humidity whenever he pleases

hot yoga ladies are on his ass

Lane Kiffin’s ability to be an absolute mess is nearly unrivaled and that’s why he’s actually a perfect cultural fit for LSU.

You simply don’t get games like this in the NFL this game is beautiful.

The subplot of Manny Diaz spoiling Miami from the ACC championship and CFB playoff helps a little.

IT’S BEEN UPGRADED TO A WARNING CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS AND STAY INDOORS.

Manny Diaz spoiler watch!