Big Gay Poodle

Can also bake seasoned tomato slices onto the top of homemade bread, brushed with (rosemary and garlic?) olive oil.

Favorite thing to do with really fresh, really flavorful tomatoes? Just a straight up sandwich.
Good white bread, layer of mayo, sprinkle of dill, pile of seasoned tomato slices (salt and pepper them on separate cutting board before adding), optionally a thin drizzle of olive oil or some bacon.

I’m doing my best
(but tbh i’m feeling pretty burnt out)

halloween special

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

forcing millions of people to starve in a land of abundance and then policing against them when they do whatever they can to obtain food is a great way to create a violent uprising

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

I told him that I was born in Russia and was a writer. He showed me a list he’d written of his favourite desserts in the city. It was a sober hobby he’d started during the pandemic, going to restaurants by himself, sampling sweets. He made a lot of lists, he said, most of them food-related. I asked what other kinds he made. “Lists of lies liberal white women tell about Donald Trump,” he replied. Suddenly, his leg was shaking. He grabbed the edges of the table and raised his voice: “White, liberal women are a plague on our society.” He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.

A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...

On our last date, we were walking through a park when I told him we couldn’t keep seeing each other, that I disagreed with most of his beliefs and didn’t align with the future he wanted. Confused, he replied that from his point of view, we actually agreed on most things. No, I said, we didn’t, which he would know if he’d asked me any questions about myself. He still leaned in and tried to kiss me. We never saw each other again.

The kicker is so brutal my body involuntarily recoiled in secondhand embarrassment:

There are signs that Morgan is becoming a cause célèbre for neo-Nazis in the United States. The white supremacist Paul Miller, who gained notoriety for making hate-filled videos while wearing Nazi garb, said on social media that he was working to secure Morgan’s release and directed followers to a crowdfunding campaign that he said was from Morgan directly. “I am in contact with @GasChambers_,” Miller tweeted on Sunday, referring to an X account that says it has raised money for Morgan. “We are going to pay the bail for Kenneth in the next few days he will be free. Gaschamber was very kind and gracious. We just spoke on the phone. We are going to get kenneth out very soon.”

From an article about the man in the SS uniform arrested for attacking the woman in Georgia. Just wild that we've accepted that there's a huge social media platform where an account called "@GasChambers" is allowed to openly do Nazi fundraising and that's fine, in fact all the reporters post there.

Kris and Dave

Amanita Prayers

#art

“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny

I always figured it was skin, too shiny to be fur.
Also, as I'm getting older I've had my partner adding more and more streaks of grey hair to my fursona and drawing the eyes a little more tired-looking and it's honestly felt good, like, yeah my fursona looks old and is still hot, I can be too.

susie’s dad sits on a couch across from our characters, bitch the dog and susie the rabbit. the father asks: what are your intentions with my daughter? bitch replies “to suck her penis and never die sir” he says “what” bitch says “it’s controversial but i intend for us to live forever! science is pretty much there atp” “oh and the penis thing. other than that i’m free tho why”

Be the goat.

#art #darkart

A headline from Wired, "OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic of Psychotic Crisis Every Week" by Louise Matsakis from 27 Oct 2025

the system works as intended, Altman's gonna sell the "makes you crazy" dial to the politicians, anytime they want to trigger a crisis, they just turn it to "shoot up a..." and wait
www.wired.com/story/chatgp...

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

any place that has a 'crumbl cookies' is spiritually deficient and already in the terminal stage of Cultural Fugue

When I was helping Merv move into their house in Minneapolis (before they ultimately moved in here), their bougie-ass parents put in an order there for us to pick up and since we hadn't heard of them yet, we were not ready for the atrocious Vibe.
How do they make cookies that sterile and corporate?

Aaaaaa!!!

Spotted hyena bust with a big fluffy mane/hair. He's wearing a vest with several colorful buttons on it.

Brown standard poodle bust. They have long hair and are looking at the viewer with a smug grin.

Red fox with fluffy purple shoulder length hair. They're facing the left while looking at the viewer with a flustered expression, mouth open making fox-like noises.

Red/pink kobold with long brown/purple hair. She's got her mouth open with her tongue sticking out, and has sort of a mocking expression.

Empties my pockets and 4/5ths of a polycule falls out.
💜: @meldritchhorror.bsky.social @treppan.bsky.social @mervyn.online @passermine.bsky.social

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I painted ur dog

i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary

Eating leftover kettle corn from the Halloween festival last night, one of the only foods I can shovel into my mouth like a cartoon character, I feel like one of those competitive shotgun reloading guys.

Hey there. You’ve had several kinds of food now, so it’s time to tell you about meals. Meals are when you combine different foods into one larger food. This way you can enjoy several flavors at once. Well, I’ve got nothing left to teach you. But I’ve heard someone in the city can tell you more.

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