Siri, show me two things a rational person should probably be afraid of looking up on Urban Dictionary
01.11.2023 12:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@asympu.bsky.social
Each post guaranteed half as good as the last. Northern Virginia/DC. Soccer referee. Aviation and Wx enthusiast. Dad with jokes. Occasional song parody writer
Siri, show me two things a rational person should probably be afraid of looking up on Urban Dictionary
01.11.2023 12:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was an unexpected outcome for sure. Go Hoos!
22.10.2023 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The average U.S. president has been charged with 2+ felonies.
15.08.2023 16:19 β π 415 π 95 π¬ 8 π 25Severe weather risk from the Storm Prediction Center has the DC region, western VA, eastern KY and eastern WV under a Level 4 of 5 moderate risk.
Severe weather risk from the Storm Prediction Center has the DC region, western VA, eastern KY and eastern WV under a Level 4 of 5 moderate risk.
Severe weather risk from the Storm Prediction Center has the DC region, western VA, eastern KY and eastern WV under a Level 4 of 5 moderate risk.
Today the first Level 4/5 moderate risk from SPC for the DC area since 2013.
Widespread wind damage and brief tornadoes along line a decent bet, with some potential for supercells ahead of the line.
Threat focuses late afternoon/early evening around here.
My mom is watching a replay of USA v Portugal. Not only did she not realize the game happened overnight she said the US was playing βPortlandβ
01.08.2023 22:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Todayβs lesson: never tell your physical therapist youβre pain free because you wonβt be by the end of the session. #bastardtriedtokillme
05.07.2023 14:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0welcome to all new bluesky users. please keep in mind that it is still in beta. there are many features still missing, so please be patient. for example, you may notice that this app loads posts and then shows them to you, instead of not doing that for some reason.
02.07.2023 02:44 β π 8413 π 1582 π¬ 98 π 39My βfrostedβ windows this morning told me a similar tale. Ick
02.07.2023 10:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guess there was a small earthquake in LA overnight and not being able to see the βearthquake!β posts on twitter really drove home for me how useless the site is now. All I got was βrate limit exceededβ and that was my first check of twitter today so not like I saw 800 tweets and then got throttled
02.07.2023 10:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tweets arenβt loading feels old-school broken now in the wake of rate limit exceeded :(
02.07.2023 09:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Elon caused a clusterfuck but credit where credit is due: nothing before today ever stopped my doomscrolling except pizza
02.07.2023 01:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@kenwhite.bsky.social didnβt realize how much I missed your voice at the other place until todayβs clusterfuck motivated me to get an account here and, lo and behold, a bevy of Ken posts! Glad to be following you again
02.07.2023 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not a movie but if you havenβt seen it Iβm loving Santa Clarita Diet.
(I would normally warn you of gory content but we had that chat about cocaine bear so I know youβre up for it haha)
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
01.07.2023 21:35 β π 8924 π 2390 π¬ 113 π 206As for pics: on the mobile app itβs just an icon bottom left (above the keyboard). Not sure on desktop
01.07.2023 23:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Three way tie between yours, mine, and Kateβs. (Diplomacy)!
01.07.2023 22:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Slamming Elon must be the way
01.07.2023 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yo
01.07.2023 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blame @jriskus.bsky.social
01.07.2023 19:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yet another refugee from the other place. #ratelimitexceeded
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