@dlexpress.bsky.social
Gave up a lucrative modeling career to push buttons on the radio.
Mall Walking Champion (more legit than his GGs)
13.08.2025 06:08 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Ian Happ Highlight Reel material
06.08.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean kind of, but also not great to be giving up late 3R HRs every day
06.08.2025 02:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Their starting rotation still sucks dick
31.07.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LT’s contribution: blowing lines off a coffee table to the Pacer Test tape
31.07.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hear me out tho… a positive use might be to teach idiots how to kill themselves
27.07.2025 06:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The guy who loads the fireworks is gonna earn his paycheck tomorrow baby
27.07.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We lost Ozzy and the original bassist of Metallica, brother, in the same week :(
25.07.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Brewers losing streak= 1
23.07.2025 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
16.07.2025 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Luis Valbuena tribute emceed by @pointlessexercise.com
16.07.2025 02:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Attn @footyscran.bsky.social
15.07.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Porter Hodge looks good
09.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ben Brown Pants
24.06.2025 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just picked up the Greenwell book like an hour ago, pumped/anticipating depression to crack it open
19.06.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta be encouraged by the way Horton settled in after the first two innings of this game
21.05.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He could have stopped it like Mark Wahlberg
17.05.2025 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dansby not shooting blanks
11.05.2025 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The comments section with the bashing of JD of all people is even more baffling
07.05.2025 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Addendum: I did forget he is no longer with us
06.05.2025 06:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darryl Hamilton slay king
06.05.2025 06:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Operation Menu (literally)
26.04.2025 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh man Mina you gotta do an Amoeba “What’s in Your Bag” the next time you’re in LA
16.04.2025 04:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody on this shit team can run into a sac fly
16.04.2025 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When does Carson have to hold a press conference to tell everyone he’s not gay
13.04.2025 06:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HOLY FUCKING SHIT
27.03.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social Shit I def forgot the book event was today and not next week. I had my Quit Your Job shirt ironed and everything
02.03.2025 06:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also my first Bluesky post was a who-gives-a-shit thought about the Super Bowl. Pick up where we left off baby
10.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dotson First TD holders pulling their hair out rn
10.02.2025 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
