Robert Arnold

"Let me know if you don't receive this" is gold

In retrospect, Cuomo's decision to campaign with Liz Cheney down the stretch may have been a strategic error.

*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*

Robert Prevost and JB Pritzker

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER

THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

woke is when stuff costs less

I’m a big man who rides the subway every night because I’m not a terrified hysterical neurotic

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

Come on, who hasn't caused a serious national security breach to have the best bit in the homies group chat?

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?

ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

My three-year-old was reading the Atlantic when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why did the nice tattoo man send national security secrets to a reporter?" And when I told her "Because it was 11 am and he was four gin-and-tonics deep," she started crying.

pete hegseth just popped into the group chat planning my friend's birthday party but they already have enough hellfire missiles so I'm not sure he'll be much use there

Hey bae
Netflix and bomb Yemen ?

in defense of Pete Hegseth not realizing he texted secret war plans to The Atlantic, this was probably the first time he ever sent something to a magazine that didn't begin "Dear Penthouse Forum"

From the baseball community on Reddit: HISTORY: Worst college baseball game of all-time: Yeshiva vs Lehman. Combined losing streak of 124 straight losses. Explore this post and more from the baseball community

This is peak @sickoscommittee.org baseball right here. Where do we get tickets to witness history? www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s...

Oh, man. If 23andMe goes away, how else will I know that I'm white?

Can't wait for the hyper specific ads that will result from the 23andMe bankruptcy. I definitely want billboards like JOI in Blade Runner telling me about my familial medical history.

I wonder if Jeffrey Goldberg also saw any of the absolutely unhinged memes that you know were posted in the group chat

Prayers answered as my lagging stream updates

Yet again begging Poch to put in Gio Reyna for the #USMNT

A mega-prison in El Salvador might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the clank of chains against concrete, you can hear whispers that Joe Biden is the reason that the eggs got so expensive

Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:

Oh, look at that all of my social media feeds with the exception of Bluesky are currently pushing leftist cosplay revolutionary accounts that are attacking AOC and Bernie for organizing people.

Crazy coincidence how all of the algorithms owned by billionaires are favoring these talking points.

2007: Peter Murphy caught with meth while touring the US, charged with a misdemeanor, allowed to continue tour

2025: Enya denied entry to the US and detained by ICE, music described as "too many emotions at once; destabilizing," FBI believes the refrain 'sail away' linked to 2000 USS Cole bombing

Americans worry Musk's campaign to slash government could hurt services, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds The poll also found a majority of Americans believe that billionaires have too much influence on Trump's administration.

Turns out Musk and DOGE are wildly unpopular. Even Republicans are concerned that this unelected, foreign billionaire has too much influence on the White House. reut.rs/41t8XYQ

My Punchability Above Replacement Oligarchs model gives Elon Musk a rating of +14.88. And I tell you the best place to get fajitas in Boca Chica. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

Absolutely surreal watching places I just visited less than 6 months ago burn

Newsmax host Carl Higbie approves unplugging a handicap person’s electric vehicle

Espionage is French for “sneaky motherfucker”