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@danpsimpson.bsky.social

I don’t know man, I just don’t know.

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That’s so good. Congrats!

09.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ELLIS PhD Program: Call for Applications 2025 The ELLIS mission is to create a diverse European network that promotes research excellence and advances breakthroughs in AI, as well as a pan-European PhD program to educate the next generation of AI...

I'm looking for a doctoral student with Bayesian background to work on Bayesian workflow and cross-validation (see my publication list users.aalto.fi/~ave/publica... for my recent work) at Aalto University.

Apply through the ELLIS PhD program (dl October 31) ellis.eu/news/ellis-p...

06.10.2025 09:28 — 👍 40    🔁 32    💬 0    📌 1

A blessing, I guess, of the chronological timeline is that I can see that something is happening but I truly have no idea what. And tbh I’m ok with that.

03.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That's German for "The p-value, The The The"

03.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 36    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

You look Australian (not derogatory but also derogatory).

03.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I told my dnd group this and they pointed out that I was playing an idiot cat in our campaign so I am my own fursona.

29.09.2025 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Full disclosure. A couple of weeks ago, a gay I’d been hanging out with for a few hours said “so you know a bunch of furries, right?”. I may never recover.

29.09.2025 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lots of straight people go sight seeing

29.09.2025 03:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Your weekend has clearly been too heterosexual. (Says the man who went to two tropical fuck storm concerts, which is approximately the straightest thing you can do in Bushwick)

29.09.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You say that but it immediately reads “lesbian visited by circuit gays on a bad trip” to me.

29.09.2025 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who you calling straight?

29.09.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
KD Lang performing 'Crying' on Australian TV 'the Midday Show' around 1993
YouTube video by tapesalvage KD Lang performing 'Crying' on Australian TV 'the Midday Show' around 1993

This performance is stunning and like I can imagine people who didn’t know what an absolute fuck-knuckle Hinch infamously is would think it’s staged. It wasn’t. She’s just that good. youtu.be/Or-0aIHtD2Q?...

29.09.2025 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But it’s the only language worth benchmarks 🤣

29.09.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Broke: computer science is a science
Woke: CS is an engineering discipline
Bespoke:

29.09.2025 01:57 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
The Passenger | Official Trailer | Paramount Movies
YouTube video by Paramount Movies The Passenger | Official Trailer | Paramount Movies

The Passenger (also directed by @allthedeadboys.bsky.social, but less body horror more a straight thriller) is also excellent and you should watch it. Here’s the trailer, but also just watch the movie without the mild spoilers and enjoy it unfolding youtu.be/rBUYCbf3r4U?...

29.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These models are very good at Python.

29.09.2025 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Swallowed - Exclusive Trailer (2023) Jena Malone, Mark Patton, Cooper Koch
YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers Swallowed - Exclusive Trailer (2023) Jena Malone, Mark Patton, Cooper Koch

If you have Prime in the US (at least) Swallowed is a really excellent horror movie that’s on there now youtu.be/0WQ_2D-e7z8?...

29.09.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you designed your study aware of that confounded it would have, on average across realizations of the design, zero effect. So I’m not sure that’s a good rule of thumb

28.09.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah the explanation of 16a) here is more reasonable than the headline. Mostly because it explains what people should do with this information

journals.lww.com/epidem/fullt...

27.09.2025 23:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah. It’s the only thing I can think of though. Unless the diff is somehow useful. I’d assume the report would have a “why” section for that rec, but it that’s because i still have hope in my heart

27.09.2025 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If I was to guess, this would be to maybe aid meta-analysis down the road. But yeah. The implication that they should be headline numbers is … a choice.

27.09.2025 23:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Famous Tracheotomies [Lyric Video]
YouTube video by Okkervil River Famous Tracheotomies [Lyric Video]

Today in “Songs with unlikely lyrical conceits that somehow still low-key slap” youtu.be/SG3YIoW_2zs?...

25.09.2025 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every now and again I remember that SQL is case insensitive and you people are choosing to make it look like that.

25.09.2025 13:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that can slow its progression and transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC.

You know, not all the ones is bad www.bbc.com/news/article...

24.09.2025 15:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Saint Huck (Live, HQ)
YouTube video by Nick Cave & Related - Videos Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Saint Huck (Live, HQ)

Just softly, old Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds clips slap and I kinda can’t believe how much is recorded youtu.be/lncYnkSeNFc?...

24.09.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Iconic behaviour.

24.09.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone in this meeting is talking about fuzz testing and all I can think of is that old Bette Midler Soph joke:
“Hey Soph, you ever been pulled over by the fuzz? No. But I have been swung around by the tits a few times”

23.09.2025 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now bring back Difficult People and we've got a stew going!

22.09.2025 21:19 — 👍 141    🔁 14    💬 9    📌 1

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