This device reads like “boyfriend dick.”

Don’t fight it.
Read it again.
Let it simmer.
Succumb and accept.

I get it because homophobic chicken sandwich is still sooo good

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2 things:
1) You are someone’s reason to go to the gym
2) Who do you help by not going to the gym? The haters. And are we a charity? No the f*ck we are not

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It’s giving me when i say, “no worries” but i’m all about the worries!!!

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Show us other stats tho 👀

Damn… i fall asleep with each attempt of finishing my dissertation 🙃🥲

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When i’m on my 3min rest bet sets but the apple watch keeps asking me if i’m done… 🙃

What Took You So Long?

Blaring this during leg day… but also this didn’t really get the flowers/fanfare it should’ve gotten

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And people say Mercury in the Microwave is not real…

Yes also i need it to be released episodically mimicking the release of each expansion

This is offensive… delete this post immediately!!

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Honestly not worth, none of them lasted even half the franchise… her body tea is where it’s at…

Great! Now do the same for Old Twitter… you won’t 😏

Did your political system also explode for you today? Same… happy merc retro!!

At least your hole is relaxed when you try to sleep 🥲🙃

Honestly relied on an NHS worker nurse flatmate to allegedly hand me unconsumed food from hospital… allegedly… pays having health care worker flatmates

This was me debating if i wanted to overdraft on a tesco meal deal 🤷‍♂️

I dunno hunny, i was certainly a barbie girl in living my life in plastic and it was fantastic

And for prep? Or Celibacy?

Mom casually dropping a new pop anthem 🥲

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Honest question what are people’s creatine//prep rotation? I dont know what cycle works but doesnt kill my kidneys as much

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I just wish my isp is just as fast as when i jump to conclusions when someone makes a pass/move on me 😉🥲🙃

It’s rumored that Vanesa Carlton talks about losing virginity and sex in the song “White Houses. However i’m more intrigued at the possibility of an orgy/LGBTQ aspect in the line where she says, “in my heart it’s the five of us.” Did 5 people have sex? Was it a 3+2 sitch? Was it an orgy? QUESTIONS!!

̶S̶m̶o̶k̶e̶ ̶g̶r̶a̶s̶s̶…. Uhmm go to mass 🙃😅

Maybe it’s time so sail the high seas 😉

Honestly werk! But do be mindful because mercury is in the microwave again… so tech and travel can get crazy

I honestly don’t know… the song really departs from Brat Lyricism and you barely hear charli majority of the song…