TheRarestZubat

Guide To Pets (1/2)

03.11.2025 18:13 — 👍 636    🔁 154    💬 9    📌 2

Alien overlord: For your punishment you will be forced to drink… (looking at alien notes) One hundred beers.

Me: Holy shit I uh… wait. Is there like a time limit or something?

Alien overlord: No. Just drink them all at some point.

Me, really selling it: NOOO😭😭😭😭

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fat elf in.... COLOR!!!!

trying to remember how to use my tablet after a MONTH

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Doing the Ike up-special move to a baby when it doesnt smile back at me on the train

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dedicated spreadsheet ranking the artists I follow by three different forms of misery they seem to exhibit in their posting structure

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thirty something tour guide at the yuri aquarium seething every day of her life

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