BostonTim

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

We’re getting very close to the tipping point; days maybe a week.

If it’s true… over a short period of time JD will move closer to the center; MAGA can’t stand him as an heir apparent.

This is your moment @governor.ca.gov Newsom.

“Voters didn’t turn out for Democrats last November - not because they don’t want us to fight for our values, but because they think we don’t want to fight for our values. We need to knock off the rust of poll-tested language, decades of stale decorum. It’s obscured our better instincts.” - Pritzker

At this point in time, DeSantis and JD are interchangeable creatures.

This Tesla earnings call is being conducted with zero concern of any regulatory risk from making material purposeful false statements. CEOs around the world scratching their heads and wondering if that applies to them as well.

Perfection

America is embarrassing right now. We destroyed ourselves at the hands of the dumbest supervillain. The greatest self own in modern history.

Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert This is how you write a headline. San Antonio Express-News ® @ExpressNews Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns. expressnews.com

My hometown paper ☕️💅🏽

Hey New Hampshire, time to support Chris Pappas

He’s virtually psychotic.

ICE Is Now Surveilling Social Media To Silence Their Critics

There’s no unified strategy on tariffs. He and his economic advisers can’t cogently explain it. This is tRump wielding unchecked executive power simply because it’s one of the few areas where he can. He’s enjoying the worldwide chaos he created; facts be damned. It’s pathology plain and simple.

Statement from Elias Law Group Chair Marc Elias

My advice is if your law firm can't say this, get yourself a new law firm.

"Elias Law Group will not be deterred from fighting for democracy in court. There will be no negotiation with this White House about the clients we represent or the lawsuits we bring on their behalf."

Note to editors and producers: If an executive order demands action that is illegal or outside of the president’s authority, then you should not describe it as ordering something. You should say it seeks to achieve some outcome and then note it is illegal or beyond the power of the president.

someone just texted me this and it’s the best description yet

Teslas are trash. The highest fatality rate among all auto brands

Zero Day ✨

Xitter is such a cesspool of misinformation and stupidity. It gets worse by the day. Unfortunately, not everyone I follow is here yet so I slide over once in a while to check in.

To be clear, corrupt pendejo Marco Rubio sitting down with dictator Putin’s pets aren’t called peace negotiations, that’s called negotiating with terrorists and Rubio is once again a useless idiot.

Elon's Son Roasted Donold So Hard God and Jesus Died Laughing The funniest thing to ever happen.

Ok, I’m calling it. This 4-year-old toddler telling this 78-year-old toddler to shut up and go away is the funniest thing that will happen all year.

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

Susan Collins announces that she has no integrity and so will vote to confirm Tulsi.

Over the last nine days, the house has been out of session while the Democracy is sold for parts.

Would have been nice had the Democrat come back on their own and sued, yelled, stood up, etc. Anything but stayed home

These are the dems that voted to confirm the guy that just handed the Treasury to Musk:
Blunt Rochester
Booker
Cantwell
Coons
Fetterman
Gallego
Gillibrand
Hassan
Hickenlooper
Kaine
Kelly
King (Independent)
Peters
Shaheen
Slotkin
Warner

Eggo’s 🤷

And not so much as a fierce sternly worded letter to the manager smh