Snelz

Live laugh toaster bath

Got the networking sweats

Betty you SLAYED

Cozy is a state of mind and I’m a resident

All I want for my birthday is to be someone’s scariest friend

Except the wellness was candles and cat food (for the dog)

Me finding @thankswedge.bsky.social on the roommate fb page in 2020

^in ORLANDO.

Fried chicken cutlet with caramelized onion gravy and bacon on a bed of cheesy mashed potatoes with a side of a cheddar chive biscuit

My football persona is coming out like buffalo chicken dip emerging from its bubbly cheese crust on a Fritos scoops

This means you’ll drink all the water people are telling me I have to consume so they’ll leave me alone

Taking applications to be my

Tired of toddlers getting all the cute clothes at old navy

This is so relateable

a nibble

bacon egg cheese hash brown with caramelized onion cream cheese on a cheddar bagel

I’m setting the A/C to Away

*rips one*

Meanwhile

Saw a ghost in the Jimmy Johns bathroom

Every day the universe chooses its jester and today it was me

Like 21 jump street

Me and the homegrownies rollin up to the farmers market

Rounding the ass crack of nashville (440)

It’s always air conditioning never air unconditionally

Save us machine gun kelly

damn right

and what, pray tell, is wrong with a little pruned fingers?

father son and holy half shell

Can I get a glass of your house ass?