Orph

Man driving the wrong way down a one-way street stops to inform me that while I may in fact be driving the right way, my trunk is fully open. Just two clowns adrift in the cosmos.

Just my type

I’m white collar today!

Well now I just kind of smell like oomf

I don’t “man up” off the clock, darling

One mustn’t throw the Ollie out with the dishwater

Cambridge Vignettes

Relatable

From the crew that brought you classics like “it’s way too hot out to be working” and “it’s way too cold out to be working” comes a new banger: “it’s way too nice out to be working”

What, you thought I was done with my “easy afternoon project” just because three weekends have passed? You fool, I’m barely halfway through my second restart

Are you in MY walls?

Damn it

No, but I just assume it’s in my blood now

My dad was part of a curling league for a while

When I’m backpacking I mean. The pika are not backpacking when I see them

We have these in NM! I always see them backpacking

I crave this

“Sorry the bikes in our room”
Oh

Honky Funk Friday?

Why didn’t anyone stop me

I’m up so late thank god

A few summers ago I had a job wandering around the mountains looking for sun dappled meadows to take naps in. I was warm then. No longer.

Oxen

It’s my Big Day Off

Coworker is rallying the troops because he thinks our manager is “plotting something”

Wren faire

“What a week” I say on a fucking Tuesday

Split Spea Spoup

The city is saved. Until 7am tomorrow apparently