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@welcometokelbel.bsky.social

Prosocial lush

176 Followers  |  29 Following  |  275 Posts  |  Joined: 05.12.2024  |  1.675

Latest posts by welcometokelbel.bsky.social on Bluesky

K, I’m officially broken, was trying to look up brother-in-law’s bday and just started googling “October”

03.12.2025 14:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Taking a car full of donations to Goodwill continues to be the most potent high I’ve ever experienced

29.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I just really need everyone to know that this mug is what Brady has instead of a toiletries bag

27.11.2025 17:55 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

ME TOO

27.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanksgiving morning bingo:
- Pre-coffee fight with partner (mandatory, free space)
- Food prep related injury
- Cry at Macy’s parade even though it’s just one big ad for capitalism
- Remember that musical theater exists
- Meltdown (child)
- Meltdown (self)
- Premature Christmas gift panic

27.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Am I the only one who caught that NBC is now referring to commercials as “short films”

27.11.2025 15:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

potato peeling purgatory

27.11.2025 15:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But he also said “mistakes are good” today, so I’m net neutral on parenting

26.11.2025 16:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sower just told me I’m cancelled, never letting him anywhere near the internet again 😭😭

26.11.2025 16:10 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey y’all, just checking in to see if anyone has found a way to make the chores stop??

23.11.2025 16:35 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 1

I like bad movies and I’m proud

22.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You know the overstimulation is bad when you can’t even handle a wood wick candle

22.11.2025 18:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our marriage is saved 🥹

21.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Benjamin Button kink

21.11.2025 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It happens SO FAST

21.11.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve always admired your sass AND your class

21.11.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is radiantly good an option??

21.11.2025 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone needs that one old soul friend who tells you to text when you make it home 💞

21.11.2025 04:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Women don’t need grammar, we just need bodies that make people come to Christ!!

18.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Willy Wonka kink 😁

18.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Putting this in writing to hold over his head in fifteen years: 3yo just informed me that when he’s grown he’s going to make a bunch of money so I don’t have to work

18.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is inexplicably one of my favorite squeako posts of all time

18.11.2025 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to brag but: 175 😎

18.11.2025 16:53 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I love fancy French cheese but I also love spray can cheese, and that, above all else, is what makes me such a joy to be around

15.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YES YES YES YES even better than I knew it would be!!!!!!!!! 😍

14.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When are auditions for this troupe

13.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my god

13.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight

13.11.2025 14:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

:(

11.11.2025 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One more AI video and I might just commit a crime

10.11.2025 04:58 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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