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MAGA’s melted circus peanut messiah does the Pope’s funeral.
He laughed at Zelensky’s wardrobe a few weeks ago, then showed up to the Vatican looking like he was about to offer you a “great deal” on a 2003 Chevy Malibu with only three previous owners and “just a little flood damage.”
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27.04.2025 22:09 — 👍 3551 🔁 554 💬 133 📌 30
People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
29.03.2025 22:17 — 👍 35634 🔁 7556 💬 4743 📌 1004
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Travel to the United States! Highlights include:
-viral outbreaks
-food borne illness
-plane crashes
-shootings
-race and gender based violence
-ICE detention centers
-and more!
23.03.2025 17:17 — 👍 15958 🔁 3444 💬 493 📌 196
Repost from someone. I snorted my coffee while reading this 😄
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09.03.2025 17:08 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
JUST A REMINDER ...
... of how close we are today ...
12.03.2025 21:42 — 👍 11502 🔁 3594 💬 253 📌 170
Let this sink in.
05.03.2025 01:11 — 👍 64841 🔁 17420 💬 928 📌 634
Every morning it feels like I’ve swallowed a giant dosage of crazy pills when I see the news 🤯
02.03.2025 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
i mean, fuck
25.02.2025 20:22 — 👍 8857 🔁 2475 💬 50 📌 41
Abby Roth can eat a bag of shit. I’ll take Madonna Any. Fucking. Day.
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He nails it.
22.02.2025 15:28 — 👍 102628 🔁 24565 💬 1494 📌 933
DOGE = Department of Gross Errors
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Dear the rest of the world: You should absolutely not see the US as reliable for anything at this point, shit, none of us on the inside think we're reliable for anything right now either, you're definitely not alone
14.02.2025 22:17 — 👍 21458 🔁 2802 💬 592 📌 242
Moms Across America can suck it.
Just ordered 5 boxes of Girl Scout cookies! 🍪
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If there is a god, may they bless and keep Kendrick Lamar ✨
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You can’t spell FELON without ELON.
05.02.2025 16:04 — 👍 24250 🔁 4054 💬 551 📌 156
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
03.02.2025 06:16 — 👍 32975 🔁 8569 💬 1004 📌 591
A diverse flight crew of a gay guy, a Black man, and a woman
A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼
02.02.2025 01:19 — 👍 51878 🔁 6411 💬 890 📌 418
SAME
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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
02.02.2025 00:21 — 👍 64386 🔁 12335 💬 1450 📌 786
Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
30.01.2025 20:57 — 👍 124376 🔁 14457 💬 2916 📌 554
It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.
Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.
Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.
30.01.2025 04:03 — 👍 121592 🔁 19402 💬 2352 📌 889
Hello to @may-i-pet-your-dog.bsky.social
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Hello? Is this thing on?
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