John Baker

I took a girlfriend to the cinema to see that. She couldn't understand why I blubbed my heart out at the end. The relationship didn't last long.

Ein reich, ein völk, ein Führer

The daily goings-on in Westminster are just Eastenders for the centrist middle-classes to distract them from the global heist taking place under their noses.

If you did a two-column table of "stuff the police will enthusiastically and definitely lock you up for" and "stuff the police will take no action on", it would leave you questioning the whole concept of the state.

Sigh. Labour never learn. They haven't been a force for good for a very long time.

"Skelmersdale Symphony"

Let's be honest, it's silly old men, not kids, being radicalised online.

Tell it to the judge, lad

Just started S1 tonight. Me and my wife agreed we wouldn't open the cockpit door for each other

Ruin a band by changing one letter

Swede

I see the joint I once smoked at the top of Helvellyn has remained undetected

Slightly diminish a band

Allotments of the Nephilim

Wanted: Drummer for new heavy psych-folk band with good prospects. Rehearsals at a studio in Oldham - handy for M62 so will suit Manc/Lancs/Yorks people. Pass it on

Not going to give you any spoilers but it... it... doesn't get any more credible.

I don't know, Peter. Reform voters are not known for their ethical outlook on global affairs.

And enabled that murdering imperialist bastard Netanyahu

Right-wing populism is inherently anti-intellectual as it relies on a few base emotions: Disgust, fear, conformity. This is why The Right find it so easy to unite. They are connected by these broad similarities.

I feel we're moving toward a post-Hootenanny society

Ex-Tory PM guest-editing the Today Programme, celebrating community programmes for women and girls. A reminder that the BBC is an outlet for the hypocrisy and dishonesty of the ruling class.

By definition, there's a melancholy that accompanies empathy. And there's the catch. Happiness is a connection and yet we connect to others' pain.

"It's so easy to laugh it's so easy to hate, it takes guts to be gentle and kind"

Um, I liked you before you were, like, famous, yeah?

Happy birthday old chap 🙂

Iceland becomes fifth country to boycott Eurovision 2026 over Israel Iceland joins Spain, Slovenia, the Netherlands and Ireland in neither participating in nor broadcasting event

Oh well played, Iceland. Douze points. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

'Dumped' Evri parcel deliveries prompt responses by MPs MPs receive complaints from constituents about abandoned parcels and wrong delivery addresses.

Nothing to see here. Just Tory MPs complaining about how a privatised industry has become an exploitative dysfunctional bin fire. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Heh. Capitalism will always find its way to your hypothalamus.

I was obsessed with Morrissey for a bit, but Hitler nah.

I was obsessed with Morrissey at that age. Hitler some way down the list.