Grumpysteen

Timers are awesome. If not for timers, I would have set my kitchen on fire dozens (if not hundreds) of times by now.

Happy anniversary and thank you for being a positive role model to a child who had none. My life would have been very different and much uglier if I hadn't started striving to be like you.

You ALLEGEDLY found the gun in his pocket and it ALLEGEDLY said JIM'S GUN on it, and also he was ALLEGEDLY live streaming, and just by coincidence Google Earth ALLEGEDLY came by and took a picture with Jim and the ALLEGED body. Was that when you ALLEGEDLY began to suspect him?

Fixed it (allegedly)

The USA really is trying to set new records for fucking ourselves up.

The part that confuses me most is why the bed was designed to be able to heat up to 110° in the first place. That is not a comfortable temperature by any stretch of the imagination, though it stops a few degrees shy of being perceived as painful.

And yet it went down.

unless you want to see a thousand accounts dunk quoting and arguing with these propaganda accounts, this is a handy block list

The same goes for playing on easy mode. I don't have time to re-fight the same boss ten times, so I'm going to drop that difficulty down.

Something in Australia that won't kill you!

It is sad but justified. We're human and we are social animals, so we need that interaction in one form or another. Talking about games with people who also enjoy games fills that need for social interaction.

That person clearly didn't live through the heyday of Richard Simmons' popularity.

The fact that Sinclair has given in and started airing Kimmel again is good but their suggestion of a "network-wide independent ombudsman" screams "let's set up a position that can be infiltrated by a MAGA loyalist to ensure the right wing misinformation is broadcast to everyone"

I would really like to know how upholstered furniture figures into national security.

a group of women are dancing in a club and the caption says `` party like it 's 1985 '' . ALT: a group of women are dancing in a club and the caption says `` party like it 's 1985 '' .

I've got giant 80s hair

Maybe she'll take him out to a quarry when she's done with him.

Nice!

I'm wearing pants and I haven't joined the cult today so I'm going to call that a win.

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

The good old RPG curse. You take a break for a little bit, you inevitably come back to find you have no idea what quests you're on or where you need to go. 😂

YOU AWAKE TO FIND YOURSELF WITH A FANTA COLA!

I think it's meant to be a Dutch angle reinforcing the idea that something crazy is going on.

I have done this. On a hot day it's incredibly refreshing and relaxing.

Yes

Time enough at last

Define"disciplined"

If he's been given a few weeks off with pay, he's been rewarded with a taxpayer funded vacation.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZPHs92nPmU...

I just relived so much of my childhood and teenage years 🥰

The important part is that the bugs give you an alibi.