Andy🇨🇦

It's so hot in Toronto that an older man crossing the street beside me just said, with a level of sarcasm even I found impressive, "If I die of heat stroke halfway across the road will you drag my corpse to the other side? My family will wanna identify me" and we are now best, albeit sweaty, friends

Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”

I’m having surgery in a few hrs. I’m insanely nervous.

All I want for this #cdnpoli election outcome at this moment is to never hear Poilievre’s nasally little whine anymore for the rest of my life.

AOC and Bernie in front of the rally crowd in Denver

Zoomed out crowd shot of 34,000 people in downtown Denver with Colorado mountains in the background

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.

This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.

Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.

And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

"Libs trying to hurt an American business is unpatriotic, y'all!!!"

If Chuck Schumer enjoys a single day in NYC for the rest of his life without being told to go fuck himself at least once, then NYC will have utterly failed as a society.

Who did this?

I don’t want to live in a world where Gene Hackman is dead but Donald Trump isn’t.

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

It builds character. Plus all the shovelling keeps you from getting too fat loll

Posting this while we’re under 6 feet of snow is diabolical 😐😐

2025 Vibe: I’m too sober for this shit

I'm just here doing my part to keep the coffee industry financially strong.

Happy birthday! ‘78 for the win!!

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but we didn't have multiple plane crashes per week under President Biden and Secretary Buttigieg.

Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people.

Well done.

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dot fuck em up

Tim Walz

We could’ve had Tim 😭

WHERE THE FUCK IS DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP???

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Canada is NEVER going to be America's 51st state.

Anyone who thinks it will happen is a fucking moron.

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

Just heard from my cousin who works at the Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation and along with all other Canadian liquor stores, they will be pulling all US Liquor products from stores across the country 😳😂🇨🇦🍁