Plain Simple Tim

nothing better than when a player describes something in the game that is literally impossible. "they're lying!" you think but they seem sincere.

and you go review the footage of the event and see they've so profoundly misunderstood what happened that they've invented a new reality. chef's kiss.

Once again more of the world needs Lamingtons

In case you missed it, I wrote a blog post to introduce people to the concept of procedural narrative!

A package of food labeled "bimbo lunch"

You've heard of "girl dinner" but how about

(Joke by @skybun.bsky.social )

*stares directly at the Destiny community and never stops*

Jason “I hate Clinkers” Imms strikes again.

I don’t recognise this bus driver but he’s the best because he’s set the aircon to 4 Kelvin.

Come for opinions!

My moonposts are too strong for you traveller.

so hyped for Big Wank

I love you @househouse.bsky.social but it's Big Wank from here on out

A white rice cooker with a face made of googly eyes and a little sticker of a smile receives pats on his head from me.

the real MVP was rice child, who gets pats on the head. everyone say "good job rice child"

OH I've noticed a trend of some of the people I work with like...re-juniorizing, is the only way I can really think to describe it?

Control Resonant? More like Dylan Souls amirite!?

I’ll show myself out.

Thinking about how Mary Poppins has a scene where a bunch of bankers threaten to beat the shit out of a bunch of kids if they don’t invest.

I refuse to learn what this is about

Messy sketch of a figure standing in front of two electrical towers as a beam of electricity shoots between them. To the right are several eel-like figures, one of which seems to also have the ability to conduct current. It’s a good game design.

This is what peak game design looks like

no, it simply isnt.
People are talking about capital using gAI as an excuse to conduct mass lay-offs, about students losing learning because theyre being lied to about gAI in education, about the mass theft of the work of artists and authors to train LLMs, about CSAM and nonconsensual sexual images.

genAI is now learning from incel behavior by creepily lashing out after being rejected

I’m trying to think of anyone notable from my school and coming up seriously blank. I know the town had a rugby player everyone was proud of but I don’t think he went to my school

badum-tish

This Highguard stuff sucks and the expectations on modern shooter games makes me sick.

The only "live service" a shooter game has ever needed is something called a "multiplayer map pack" and the only way to get it is by flagging down a guy at walmart with special keys to open a big glass case.

What’s your loadout?

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

Google Emoji showcasing an amalgamation of the hugging emoji that looks questionable to say the least.

I don't know how I feel about this emoji, Google Keyboard.

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

We have @gameconsulting.bsky.social in town on March 5th for a free workshop! He will give you all the knowledge. Sign up! It's going to be great.

With huge thanks to @screentasmania.bsky.social and @olipotter.bsky.social for organising.

#Tasmania #Workshop #GameDev #Event

“Jeffrey Epstein is the reason we have microtransactions in video games”

Can we stop saying this meme? It simply isn't true... at all.

And it makes him sound like some super genius pulling the strings from afar vs some guy who raped and killed children and helped others do the same.