SEIGFRIED 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️

os 5 grandes malfeitores do séc XXI:

- Carlos Xistra
- Lucílio Baptista
- Olegário Benquerença
- Artur Soares Dias
- Pedro Proença

partilha se concordas

is it the guy with the "should i opennnn it, or should i keep it sealed" jingle, bc if it is i get it completely

A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"

good meowrning everyone it's fridayyyyyyyyy poe2 release dayyyyy

good meowrning bsky peopleeeeee lets have a peaceful day todayyyy

this is not that indicative of what i've listened to at all 😭 i got 35k minutes of music but my top artist was only 1.2k....... i contain multitudes........

spotify wrappedddddddddddd

sent texts saying korea is under martial law and then a second one saying ok it ended

me in the family group chat

topsters.org i use this (with the titles and stuff turned off)!! receiptify and icebergify are also fun :3

the magdalena bay album grew on me so much. also shoutout to dog faced hermans that shit pops immensely

novemberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr music

like what do people do & talk about on here. do i post my ass or something, would people like that

i need to make an effort to be more active on hereeeeeeee but i never know what to post i think i might just crosspost whatever i randomly post on the other website for a bit

good meowrning everyone. cozy day working from home while the weather outside is garbageeeeeeeee

if boy touchs my peepee well that just gets me hard now wouldnt it

i guess it’s just “december” now. as if that’s normal

saturdayyyyy.....

good meowrning everyone its da saturday!!!

unfair that my hair looks like THIS on days where i stay in...

in the back of my mind

#mouthwashing #anya

got the rare!!!

good morning everyone friday at last!!

two servers named Portugal live!

one i get instabanned in after joining

in the other, people try to instantly invite any girl-sounding-named player that joins to a discord call

what an experience

i love webfishing

hello bluesky i definitely don't keep forgetting this app exists and forgetting i can also type stuff here!!

Painting of a black and white tuxedo cat with a red acrylic TY charm with bell collar staring down at you like you are its food with a bright tellow background and lots of bright purples and blues reflecting on the white fur to make it extra colourful!

C A T 🐱

Anya 🩸 #mouthwashing