Dan is the Bastard

It’s unfortunate but your conservative parents and grandparents aren’t smart or complicated.

Saw it in a theater for the first time last Friday. I was supposed to see Blue Velvet but I got too sleepy and went home.

Two good classics and two boring ass movies

Just told my 10 yo daughter about #PopeFrancis She had tears in her eyes. And then did the Wakanda pose and said #Popekanda forever — which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate

Why does Rickety Cricket look like Varg???

All CM Punk had to do is sell his soul and work at an openly evil company with guys like Tony Hinchcliffe and Bert Kreischer to be in a 3 way main event with Seth Rollins at night 1 of a 2 night wrestlemania

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever.

It’s wonderful living in a world that not even Crass songs could accurately portray the evil of.

98% sure that if Hardlore came out in defense of Illud Divinum Insansus that 20 year olds would start proudly proclaiming to that it’s the best Morbid Angel album.

walking around Wall St, blasting Van Halen’s timeless 1984 classic, “Jump”

If Grapes of Wrath has taught us anything, at least by the end of this new Depression, we’ll get to suck on a titty.

If you thought the first Great Depression was bad, this one is going to have Dire Wolves.

5 hours at work takes approximately 11 hours and 5 hours at home takes about 45 minutes

Starting a stoner metal Titus Andronicus cover band called The Civil War On Drugs

Listening to From Here To Infirmary by Alkaline Trio and it’s insane that they heard the constant clipping of the crash cymbal and said “yeah that’s good”

Bring back the Pink Couch

I’m just like the Rugrats (cute but in a grotesque kind of way)

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here like this

Only a cowards think they’re not

I love that the commentators are just talking about how caked up Mark Davis is

Just now finding out about JFK. Do you guys know if he was vaccinated or not? The files aren’t very clear on that.

Vaxx’d?

Anyways, listen to As the Eternal Cowboy and Searching for a Former Clarity today for me.

They had imitators but none of them really captured how weird some of their songwriting was in the prime. They hardly have choruses, songs don’t repeat very much, Laura’s lyrics were fucking dense and rapid fire. The guitars are fairly clean and Warren was making really cool choices on the drums.

I’ve been listening to a lot of Against Me! the last few days and for some reason it never struck me how singular of a band they were.

Sami is really disappointing.

Everything up to Blackout is really good. Plus Ken Casey hit a Nazi over the head with his bass that one time, and that’s a lot more than 99% of current punk bands have done. They’re actively talking to a fanbase that’s much more conservative than most other punk bands and not bending the knee.

Put 👏 pants 👏 on 👏 your 👏 cat 👏