Hon. Dominic Williamson

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace movie poster.

You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.

Affiche officiel pour <<Guerre des Étoiles, Épisode 1: la menace fantôme>>.

Vous êtes tous invités à rejoindre le Parti Jedi pour une soirée de film ce Mardi, le 7 Octobre de 19:00 à 22:00. Le film commencerais à 19:30. Nous aurons un petit présentation <<introduction à Star Wars>> à 19:00-19:30.

a teddy bear in a costume is walking through a forest Alt: an Ewok on their way to work! So productive!

The situation is under control as our Ewok workers work tirelessly to restore the burnt building to operational conditions. We appreciate our interplanetary allies!

Roméo's really going to the level of spending fake facts about the Jedi Party's plan to accuse us of aiming to reduce the education of canadian children. Little does he know that HIS party is pro-brainfreeze, which is known to cause increases in youth mental impairment. SHAME!!!

What message is Roméo sending to Canadians by enforcing the idea that reform is impossible! Here at the Jedi Party, we believe that every Canadian has the capacity to be on the light side, and Ayesha is a great example of that. We should applaud her, not shame her! #rehabilitation

What a big surprise to come from Roméo and his party of dark side corruption! Every accusation is a confession. #PartiPolaireduCorruption

What a big surprise to come from Roméo and his party of dark side corruption! Every accusation is a confession. #PartiPolaireduCorruption

BREAKING 🚨

POLAR PARTY leader ROMÉAO admits to being PAID and LOBBIED by big IGLOO on the Taxpayer’s DIME. This brings into question which POLE exactly he’s trying to represent.

Is this who Canadians want in their government?

Synonyms of cold

Ottawa’s Jedi temple

Behind the « cool » facade, PPC hides a DARKER truth. Unfriendly, unwelcoming and inhospitable are all synonyms of this SAD party. Inversely, the Jedi Party welcomes EVERYONE and when elected will build a new JEDI TEMPLE in Ottawa to train the next generation of light warriors for free!!!!

With the lads having a pint

With the lads having a pint in celebration of the great success of the Brainrot Party!
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Avec les chums pour boire et célèbré la grosse victoire du Parti Brainrot!

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Shameful that the Brat party would try to undermine the democratic process by stalling out the voting process to go past 5pm.
#makebratnotarecognizedparty

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Shameful that the Brat party would try to undermine the democratic process by stalling out the voting process to go past 5pm.
#makebratnotarecognizedparty

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Hitting that preschool type bedtime to be awake in time for the beginning of the sitting day 😭.
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Faut faire dodo à une heure de préscolaire pour le début de la journée demain 😭.

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The level of coordination happening to prevent a Brat day 2 government
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Le niveau de coordination en jeux pour prévenir l'ascencion au government du Parti Brat

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The level of coordination happening to prevent a Brat day 2 government
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Le niveau de coordination en jeux pour prévenir l'ascencion au government du Parti Brat

What does this mean 😭

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Scheming for the second sitting day be like:
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Consiprer pour la deuxième journée en parlement est comme:

The way things should still be smh

We stay 🔛🔝

Fellow Skibidis, as your esteemed future Minister of Rizz, I am proud to announce our bold vision for the future. With charm, confidence, and unrelenting determination, we will extend our influence far and wide. Our next mission? The glorious annexation of Turcs and Cacose.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT MY SKIBIDIS

drive.google.com/file/d/1vokF...

HERE IS THE FULL PLATFORM OF THE BRAINROT PARTY

ANNONCE IMPORTANT MES SKIBIDIS

drive.google.com/file/d/1VIk5...

VOICI LA PLATFORME COMPLET DE LE PARTI POURRITURE CÉRÉBRALE

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Possible Brainrot Party policy for resolving the mental health crisis: mangos
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Solution possible du Parti Pourriture Cérébral pour réssoudre la crise de la santé mentale: des mangues

Those who know 💀

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After a significant and heated debate, I invite the coping, seething, and malding obvious losers to touch grass and subsequently reflect upon their poor choice of party.

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No brainrot party option?

Even a brainrot enjoyer has enough self-respect to never drink that 🤢
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Même un amateur de brainrot a assez de respect envers lui-même pour ne jamais boire cette chose 🤮

I would like to apologize quickly in advance for forgetting to include the alt text for the gifs*