Brian Pontarelli

Apparently, this moron trusts god, except to help them not park like an asshole.

What’s the statute of limitations on securities fraud?

What the fuck is a “bag dop”? 😂

YouTube video by MeidasTouch Trump SCREAMS at Zelenskyy in Oval Office MELTDOWN

I’m embarrassed to be an American today as Trump and Vance acted like 2 coked up teenagers bullying the valedictorian.

Zelenskyy is a better human than either of those 2 assholes will ever be.

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Friend: Has JD’s wife been deported yet?

Me: We deport couches? I thought you just put a “free” sign on them and put them on the curb.

Republicans complain about Democrats letting criminals into the country.

But they let 1,500 convicted criminals free and somehow that’s okay?

🤦🏻‍♂️

Day 1 of living in the American oligarchy.

Sucks that the most influential equality warrior’s birthday (observed) is the same day as Trump’s inauguration.

MLK would light Trump up today if he were alive. Except MAGA assassinated him years ago.

My 15 year olds sense of humor. It’s from an episode of The Orville, in case anyone was wondering. 😂

So wait, anyone can commit fraud now, falsify business records, and get off Scott free right?

Asking for a friend.

Thanks for the mention @jennjunod.bsky.social! We have a lot of great things coming this year.

Wonder if he would do an interview with me. 😂

Me: “You realize state’s rights are just a way for people to continue being homophobic, transphobic, racist, bigots without actually saying they are. On this issue, State’s rights guarantees at least one US citizen will be denied the right to marry who they want. That means you are against it.”

Sometimes I have mock interviews with people like Trump as a mental exercise.

Me: “Do you support marriage equality?”

Trump: “I support state’s rights”

Me: “So that’s a ‘no’”

Trump: “I didn’t say that. I support state’s rights.”

Happy New Year!!

(Fireworks from Vail, CO)

AT&T to start full RTO next month | LinkedIn For the last year or so, employees there have adhered to a hybrid schedule, reporting to one of AT&T's nine corporate hubs at least three days a week.

Grrrr.

Every time I see RTO in the news I think someone had an outage. But instead it now means “Return To Office”.

We need to reclaim Recovery Time Objective people!

www.linkedin.com/news/story/a...

Former U.S. Open winner advocates for LIV golfers to play in Signature Events Lucas Glover said on his Sirius XM Radio show that the PGA Tour should welcome back some LIV players in its Signature Events.

Golfers: I don’t want to have anything to do with the PGA anymore. I’m going to LIV. I don’t care that it has no tradition or history because 💰!

Same golfers: But please please please let me play in those really cool super famous events you guys host!

🙄

www.sbnation.com/golf/2024/12...

This felt sooooooo good!

This purse looks like the Sorting Hat and a travel pillow had a baby.

Last night we attempted to watch a holiday movie, The Christmas Classic. It was so bad that 15 minutes in we bailed but came back an hour later to MST3K the shit out of it.

It was a blast and I think I might try a Hallmark movie and record our banter. 😂

Not positive, but my baby’s got them, so they have to be special!

What would G Love say about this collection?

I think LinkedIn’s automated suggestion algorithm needs some work.

Where are the “MAGA says what?” or “You’re mom works for MSNBC!” responses?

At a minimum we should have a simple 🤦🏻‍♂️.

And yes I’m too lazy to click the text field, then the emoji button, and then the post button.

Opinion | Four More Years of Trump May Make America Normal Again Our age of bizarre ideological conceits is reminiscent of ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes.’

Am I missing something?

Gerard is clueless on gender vs. sex, thinks science is political, ignorant on racism, missing how immigration works, and assumes the US isn’t massively responsible for CO2 (we are but China is worse).

Or is this satire and I’m just missing it?

www.wsj.com/opinion/four...

The definition of hypocrisy. State that X is all about free speech and then delete comments by someone with first hand experience that say it isn’t!

😂

Here’s the original post: www.linkedin.com/posts/hildoe...

I was led to believe this was a cost saving tactic, but according to this video it was likely a deliberate act to allow hate speech, racism, and misinformation on the platform.

Such an unfortunate series of events.

www.instagram.com/reel/DCMpwIt...

They stopped paying their bills and quickly shutdown all filtering and moderation. It took us months to get a response and in the end they paid only a fraction of their outstanding debt.

I didn’t realize until I saw this video that Elon Musk appears to have specifically removed Cleanspeak from Twitter in order to allow a massive shift in the platform.

Our software had been an active part of Twitter moderation right up until Elon took over.

My 15 year old daughter just said something quite profound:

“Guns have more rights than I do over my body”

AWS re:Invent 2024 - FusionAuth Join the FusionAuth team at AWS re:Invent 2024. Stop by our booth to learn more about our exciting upcoming launches, AWS events and giveaways.

I'm attending AWS re:Invent in Las Vegas from December 2nd through the 6th. I'm also planning on playing 18 holes at the Wynn golf course on Wednesday the 4th (😁⛳️). We have a booth and are hosting a Sphere event as well!

Come join us and meet the team! fusionauth.io/events/aws-r...

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