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It sucks that writing has been so thoroughly devalued, but so has everything else, so I suppose that’s the way she goes

The Onion NYT ad. The headline of the editorial says “CONGRESS, NOW MORE THAN EVER OUR NATION NEEDS YOUR COWARDICE”

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.

My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

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This is Bobby Portis slander.

At least could comprehend rich guys when they were like Francis from Pee-wee's Big Adventure/the Monopoly guy, dudes wanting lots of fancy expensive toys & houses & stuff; now rich dudes are like, "I must eradicate all human workers & live on Mars & inject my son's dick blood into me so I never die"

Judgment

I appreciate the effort and will continue to be patient. 🖤

VALIS, by Mastery 5 track album

I demand a new Mastery album, it’s been ten fucking years. @theflenser.bsky.social, do something about this. Thanks. theflenser.bandcamp.com/album/valis

Seeing those cars get vandalized and burnt is like, *seriously* fucking funny.

I ate a sandwich made from Dave’s Killer Bread and survived to talk about it. AMA.

Scar Spangled Banner by Exodus on Apple Music Song · 2004 · Duration 6:41

Thrash is sooo fucking cool. I just heard this song for the first time and I don’t think I’ll ever take it off repeat. music.apple.com/us/album/sca...

El Capi’s pastor = Marimar pastor (there’s some connection here if I’m remembering right) > *

Scimitarium I, by Scimitar 7 track album

Radass black/trad metal. If a band is named after a weapon, it’s a good indicator of quality. Reminder to follow @jtextreme.bsky.social on bandcamp for gems like this. cryptofthewizard.bandcamp.com/album/scimit...

I just saw a commercial for dove that used Khia’s “My Neck, My Back” as audio lmfaooooooo what in the actual fuck

This seems, how do I put this… real fuckin’ shitty?

Vengeance Evangel, by CHAOS INCEPTION 11 track album

This album ruuuuules. A must-listen for Immolation fans. AOTY-type shit. lavadome.bandcamp.com/album/vengea...

Hey, it’s me! You can chip in on my fundraiser for just $5, I’m trying to score as many individual $5 donors as possible: www.thebigshare.org/p2p/402829/j...

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I set up a fundraiser for local (I’ll always be a Madisonian at heart) nonprofits. If you have a fiver burning a hole in your pocket, this is a good place to toss it: www.thebigshare.org/p2p/402829/j...

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Slift rules, massively underrated band.

lmfaooooooooooo

I had a nightmare where I had to read Middlemarch again.

When’s the last time you dapped up your buddy who was selling swastika tees? C’mon, be honest!

“If I don’t check the shipping status every two hours, it’ll never arrive.”
—me, a totally sane person

There’s a cat somewhere in all that floof.

Plans to make massive cuts to the Medicaid program — as much as $2.3 trillion — means this critical lifeline for health coverage and a foundational source of economic security for 80 million people, including many people with disabilities, is at risk.

The plural of daddy long legs is …daddies long legs? I’ll admit I didn’t check AP Style.

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