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I recall a talk at shmoocon a decade or so ago about tracking people through a vuln in an old iPhone drug wars type game.

But that's not the same

"My dog needed my attention"

I'll fully admit I've done no prep for Vegas. I have no stickers other than the ones I've been previously given, I only today checked the schedule. The only parties I'm on a list for were ones I was actively invited to.

I might be 100 years old

two men standing next to a bunk bed with the words so much room for activities above them ALT: two men standing next to a bunk bed with the words so much room for activities above them

But now you can do other things AND felonize.

I'm listening...

Wait you aren't bringing them?

::cancels trip::

Wait where?

Hopefully a hug at some point as well

Not that anyone likely cares but at your expectations low for me know Vegas.

My physical health is exactly as good as my mental health has been this last year.

Which for those not in the know, is not good at all

Finally getting back out there for the first time since 2019

Dibs on get fluxed

"Surely no one is THAT stupid". It's been like 10 years since I've uttered this. Especially in the past 5 years I've had it very confirmed that yes, people are that stupid.

Those will all be taken down soon as part of the order to not have anything that reminds weak people of past mistakes

That's mildly horrifying

Had a house guest recently. I blew their mind by being able to identify across the house by their hairball sounds.

If that is wrong, I don't want to be right

"Stay gone and be forgotten" is my new slogan

I encouraged you to watch the last park of the new episode of South park. I feel another executive order coming.

Also funny that my keyboard tried to autocorrect execution order

South park came out swinging this season

It's good to be a test proctor

A thing I haven't said since 2019, I'll be at defcon this year.

For the 3 of you who care about that sort of thing

Don't they record all cert attempts now, to make sure there is no cheating?

Prediction:Maxwell names a bunch of democrats.

Is then pardoned.

Question for the group, how does the news coverage of the Texas flooding compare to Asheville in sept? Honest question since I had no access to anything for more than a week.

I assume significantly higher since it's possible to get video during the event which wasn't possible here.

I love when my food is made with food. Daily even

Thank goodness he signs his posts so people know who it is...

Now that 28 years later is out, Boyle and Garland are free up redo sunshine's 3rd act right?

We've reached "oops people don't like my use of ice, let's start a major war to distract everyone" phase of things.

Black mirror s3e1.

Who wants to play "plots of black mirror episodes coming true" bingo?

"But we already laid off all our people " -those companies