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Infosec old person who doesn't generally talk about infosec

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Checks out

13.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How fucked up do you need to be to drive the charge to go after lawmakers for the action of telling others not to follow illegal orders?

That literally means they are trying to state to follow illegal orders or the govt will go after you, without any song and dance or anything.

13.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean after Scalia's death

12.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some of you can hear this image. If so, go take your evening aspirin.

12.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God I hope someone gets this joke

11.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's room for all three. Good choice

11.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The empire feels like it's collapsing. Anyone wanna go form a "group" to make an "encyclopedia"?

11.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But it's all about them, so it's THE system.

And they will burn it all down with them

11.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How else are they going to make grilled govt cheese sammiches

11.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For everyone freaking out about ring cameras, just a reminder, Amazon owns blink. If you trust Amazon with your footage inside your house

11.02.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: when they say "love is the secret ingredient" they mean semen

11.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember that time they gave away a supreme court seat?

11.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Halen, wilder, or helsing?

11.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the doj?

11.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is it's spicy too. Hot honey on pizza is the best

11.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One makes you porn play without jitters, and the other goes in your computer

11.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"oh fuck, the dumb assed that listen to me and are dying are the ones that vote for us, quick now vaccines are ok" - talk show people running the govt

11.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder how many incinerators they bought

11.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A game of reverse operation

11.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally watched this episode 20 minutes ago

10.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because most politicians are impotent and just want to keep their status

I dont need to ask them, they tell me every fucking day

09.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My question is, is this a negative thing, or can I go back up my Sunday night activities in peace?

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time when there were a bunch of competing versions of android out there striving to be the best.
They were all free. The people who built them did so because they wanted to build something awesome. Not for money.
Sad for those of you who are too young to have experienced "good tech" days

08.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat holding a can of alani in front of a dumpster that is on fire ALT: a cat holding a can of alani in front of a dumpster that is on fire

A fueled one is more satisfying

05.02.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are plenty of cameras running

04.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't count if I didn't notice it when I watched it

04.02.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm confused.

In normal people world, if you do something a judge deems illegal, there are punishments.

When the government does something a judge deems illegal, it's treated as a suggestion at best. Even if it's breaking with the constitution.

The fuck?

04.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard we will have a Dyson sphere by 2028

03.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I think that was about 6 hours at f3

03.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strange how the Kennedy center all the sudden needs to be closed for the next couple years. Almost like someone is trying to avoid the bad press of all the cancelations

03.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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