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@zorroxochitl.bsky.social

In your fandom, shipping the wrong ships. zorrosuchil @ ao3

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a digital illustration of teor and wicander from critical role campaign 4. they are both naked, and teor is holding wick in place by grabbing his wrists and his leg, while licking his neck. wicander is enjoying himself, teor's tail brushing against his hard-on.

a digital illustration of teor and wicander from critical role campaign 4. they are both naked, and teor is holding wick in place by grabbing his wrists and his leg, while licking his neck. wicander is enjoying himself, teor's tail brushing against his hard-on.

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'i eat wick' πŸ¦πŸ‘…πŸ•―οΈ
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #criticallynsfw #nsfwart

22.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last chance to turn it off.

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31.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3856    πŸ” 3613    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 213

Omg your work has a greenhouse too? That’s gotta be sooooooo nice in winter. One of my fave winter visits, to a botanical garden greenhouse.

30.10.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE THIS I will love it even if it’s messy because they are messy. And I love them

27.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it gets fixed soon!! It’s so anxiety-inducing to have many bees inside

26.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The larger number on top of your new windows really points to there being a nest on/in the house. All ours were trying to escape the house through the window cracks, actually; maybe your new windows are keeping them in better

26.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😬 this happened to us this year because they made a nest under our eaves/in our attic and we had to get pest control to come spray. There are a lot of little holes in a house they can come in through - light fixtures, maybe air vents

26.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I snarkily replied to one of the us gov skeets and then blocked them all hours later. I forgot and wore a fandom account to the public square

18.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s incredibly disappointing that someone is probably violating both the Hatch Act and the Antideficiency Act by posting this

17.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My inside-wasps are dead I’m p sure and I want to pass my fortune on to you πŸ€žπŸπŸ’€πŸ™

17.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit choir makes me feel so good after, it’s like breathing exercises and music and group activities are good for you ☺️ esp coming home after to be donnnne with the day and flop on the couch

17.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s sad season, I’ve been feeling that way so much recently too… why is it all hard??

16.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is cool after the war on everything called β€œporn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell β€œerotica” but you can’t haaa

14.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5649    πŸ” 2584    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 29

I got the doubleshot (covid + flu) vax yesterday and owww owwiiiieee I hate feeling sick, I had cool Halloween social plans today that I don’t want to drop out offff but owww

11.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I don’t use DMs like at all on here

10.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really squeamish about those criteria… I wish there were a way to be an adult online and remain anonymous.

10.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the tip (of his flute)

08.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That guy behind the gimmick account you like turned out to be Aranthulax, Harrower of the Wretched

08.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œI didn’t mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious … She’s been a little under the weather and I simply asked for prayers bc I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up.”

08.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13

me, a non-religious person (closes eyes): I am praying for Dolly Parton. I would like to put in a prayer for Dolly Parton. Make that lots of prayers. I would like infinity prayers for Dolly Parton. Give Dolly Parton unlimited prayers. All the prayers that have ever existed should go to Dolly Parton.

08.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Definitely, like the conventions kept going and going and Misha had his whole scavenger hunt/charity… the parasocial relationship of being a fan is mostly one way but with Misha seemed to reach two-way. But not quite social. Still para.

07.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved being a hater in that fandom… my darkest hour but it was fun to gawk

07.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg J2 fandom… yeah the bad fan behavior was bad!! I admit i loved watching people get into speculative RPF drama. the boards where the cockles shippers were fighting with the j2 shippers and calling Jared Jensen’s β€œmeard” (male beard) was soooo

07.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so pleased to hear your side of the story (what the DM does not narrate in earshot of me)

06.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ooh today is Angel Day?
Share your angels! πŸͺ½

05.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

I haven’t been suggested yet but nor am I really making lifestyle changes so it’s probably only a matter of time…

06.10.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I go to the doctor they tell me to fix my cholesterol but my mom says it’s genetic and it’s not faaaiirrr

05.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

02.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3732    πŸ” 1440    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 61

β€œI’ll pretend to be your brother if you pretend to be mine” is an underrated MDZS dynamic

14.08.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Supreme Court’s Shadow Docket Scam Collides With Reality - Above the Law The Court never wanted to actually go on the record with all this...

This does a p good job of describing it though I’m not sure how clear it is to a layperson abovethelaw.com/2025/09/supr...

01.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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