Horace Rumpole

ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.

Name them.

Yep.

We need to add wealth hoarding to DSM 5

Seriously. That dude is the mayor of NYC. WTF have I been doing with my life?

So much of the centrist approach to politics has devolved into "How do we trick people into supporting us like the right has done?" where talking sincerely about policies that might help ordinary people's lives is for naïve schmucks who don't understand the glorious theatre of it all

If I was a Republican member of Congress watching the results tonight, I’d ask myself if I really wanted my legacy to be: Guy who helped an aging pedophile suspend the constitution so he could enrich himself and his friends.

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You know, we had this joke in Europe: “hey, scientists found another country with American oil underneath it.”

Here’s the joke manifested ⬇️

Can’t stop laughing.

I am struggling with the idea of advertising your business by putting the face of the most famous person killed there on the side of a van.

That and being able to buy low cost gas and cigarettes at the same place.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Norfolk

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

Public service announcement.

Perfect weather for the Abell Street Fair today.

In other words, there is a clown car pileup blocking traffic. Can’t be helped when the people attempting to implement fascism are total fucking morons.

tfw you didn’t get raptured

So I cancelled my Disney subscription today. Ironic that the folks that gave us Andor is bending to totalitarian whims, but such as capitalism, I suppose.

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

YouTube video by Bycho Monty Python - Merchant Banker Sketch

Happy Sunday morning. Just watched this old sketch again and sadly, it looks less and less like parody every day.

Update: Looks like the call is coming from inside the house. 🤡🤡🤡

Red sky at morning, sailors take warning.

Real talk. Refreshing to hear from a sitting member of Congress.

counterpoint: these exact same losers say the exact same thing every time anybody talks back or puts a girl in a video game or whatever so i don't think the liberal urge to performatively flinch at the canned backlash is a useful reflex in 2025

This is eerily internally consistent.