professor mpc

I reject her love of conjunctions at the beginning of sentences.

Yeah, but where else can I see their daily coffee run, their latest trip to (fill in blank), or get their hot take on some show they finally got around to binging?

Maybe a morning glory?

Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.

That’s a great cover.

The Sound and the Angsty

It remains an odd remnant of poetry’s fleeting inferiority complex to distinguish itself from prose.

Happy Bastille Day!

(Just saying.)

May I just expand that to say that governing is not running a business. We have allowed that false equivalency for too long.

Bet he could get the Jonad elected.

Memento mori, huh?

In memory of Ian Curtis 💔

July 15, 1956 - May 19, 1980

Joy Division - Transmission

#punkrock #postpunk #postpunkmusic #postpunklegends #joydivision #iancurtis #punkrockhistory #otd

I am an American, Chicago born – Chicago, that somber city – and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent.

Bellow

Thank you for this. I have been engaging my composition students over the last few weeks, asking them to consider how they are ceding heart and head to a mediocre cocktail of antiseptic mediocrity.

I suspect you would find good company in my office suite of English professors.

And then LBJ would have gotten on the phone and ordered some Haggar slacks.

Every Dem should attend and remain seated in complete silence. No booing. No yelling. No applause even in the “shared” patriotic moments.

Often times in present society…

…and may lack the critical thinking to understand that billionaires and management are more than willing to take advantage of your ignorance and exploit your “labor.”

I suspect Mr. Cuban’ definition of education is a bit different than mine.

The Stranger

On the Road

Walden

Leaves of Grass

How about a #SuperBowl next year without the Manning brothers, Matthew McConaughey, Tr***, AI commercials, promises that cell phones will finally make us happy, and fear of losing our democracy.

Huh. Big hit coming to KUMed. Hope you MAGA voters didn’t need cancer treatments soon.
#FAFO

Perchance, did any of them indicate how they voted in our last election?

Maybe Canada will save us?

sponging kids

This chyron, via @atrupar.com, should go in a museum.

Dear people who say the NFL is scripted and the refs are paid off by the Chiefs:

Congrats on your pardons!