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@charliepap.bsky.social

Admirer of the Toms: foolery, Collins, Waits. Admitted wastrel and occasional raconteur

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Hereโ€™s an idea: once Trump is gone that tacky ballroom is stripped down and converted into an interactive multi media museum of the American Republic.

29.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not saying Iโ€™m fancy but those crumbled chips in the bottom of the bag?
Eaten with a spoon from a bowl, peasants.

27.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the young woman who pointed out the crosswalk as I drove thru it. Yes, it is the law I let you cross, no, it is not the law I have to wait for your dog to finish pissing on the hydrant then let you cross.

27.10.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting some vinegar and baking soda for m sluggish kitchen drain

26.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Milagros Beanfield War
Waking Ned Devine
Hear my Song

23.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t worry the Medicare rise will eat it all as per usual

23.10.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And at the right damn placeโ€ฆ

12.10.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

05.10.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1196    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I come from humble social beginnings. I have tried to always expand my horizons especially culinarily. Then Jaffa cakes entered my life. My dirty secret, my shameful kink: I love Jaffa cakes.

29.09.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swim as well but I certainly couldnโ€™t talk about it for three hours. Maybe food tho

25.09.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, sort of not well known, comedy with a touch of magic: Hear My Song, the Milagro Beanfield War, Local Hero. Just plain funny: My Favorite Year.

23.08.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just when I think I can feel some satisfaction with my lifeโ€ฆ.curse you Wondrich!

11.08.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dick supersize
Your dick two fries
Mickey!

06.08.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s there to represent the residents of NYC not the employees of the police dept. they have a union for that.

31.07.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lawrence of Arabia and My Dinner With Andre for the large and small of it

21.07.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"He was a gentleman of the first water--that is to say, first water and then a cocktail." --New York Sun, 1880

20.07.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Lawrence of Arabia and My Dinner with Andre for the large and small of it

21.07.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œFreak drinksโ€!

18.07.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did this myself when I left Dallas. Wish I had hung on to a few things to give out, especially when I encounter fledgling bartenders!

18.07.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think so, but certainly a sister under the skin as they say

14.07.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hope I donโ€™t disappoint

14.07.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to it. I can down to my old BKLYN stomping grounds or when you head up to the beautiful H V let me know. Maybe next time youโ€™re doing a function Iโ€™ll head down!

14.07.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to miss it!

12.07.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Visit Printemps at 1 Wall St. pretty amazing and they have a champagne bar!

07.07.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You did know โ€œcouchโ€ is my middle nameโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‰
Sorry sorry couldnโ€™t resist a bad joke !

02.07.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never go to bed angry
Iโ€™ve gone to bed angry drunk irritated
Hidden under a blanket of silence
When my demons wake me at 3am I see your face unlined in sleep and I think of your youth I never shared
Myโค๏ธbreaking in a good way and I canโ€™t wait to bring you tea in the morning

24.06.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once the epitome of cool was winning something, besting someone in something and walking away. No bragging or taunting. Walking away knowing your performance spoke for itself. Now weโ€™ve developed a culture of self praise and diminishment of others. This is evident in the people leading our govt

23.06.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s embarrassing that it took me to this point in my life to figure out that when dating, a man shouldnโ€™t talk to impress a woman, they should let her talk and theyโ€™ll find themselves impressed

#maleinsecurity

18.06.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t we have US Marshallโ€™s who are charged with protecting federal buildings insist that anyone entering the building claiming to be federal agents produce proper ID and log in or at least the commander submit a roster of who is there?

17.06.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dallas has a great one I went to when I lived there

17.06.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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