THECapedCaper

If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.

I want boring government that works! I want policies that ensure everyone has the same chances I had, allowing you to succeed or fail on your own merits, and if you fail, you’re not abandoned on the streets, but you get to brush yourself off and try again!

I want the American dream for everyone.

bro what

On paperback.

I'm on a call right now and these people have so far had a 12-minute ice breaker asking what everyone's favorite sandwich is. Someone actually said peanut butter, banana, and mayonnaise and boy that has eclipsed most of the cursed food I have posted here.

A cup of Graeter's Skyline Spice ice cream.

You may gag at the idea, but the Graeter's Skyline Spice ice cream absolutely slaps--it tastes like a horchata ice cream--and I would absolutely try that spice mix in a cinnamon roll type pastry.

Very much appreciate back to back new PFCs. #ddr

You’ve had FIFTEEN YEARS

I still can't believe how bad the democrats caved. Not only did they get literally nothing, after putting federal workers, & the country in general, through 40+ days of shutdown, they also voted to get rid of THC drinks.

Yeah but nobody gets an A in Mom!

Lore time.

My parents met in college. My mom was his Spanish professor. When I unearthed his college transcripts (after he scolded me for a 3.0 GPA), I discovered the only A’s he got in college were in Phys Ed courses and my mom’s class.

Anyway he walked into a good job straight of college in ‘81.

Lore time.

My parents met in college. My mom was his Spanish professor. When I unearthed his college transcripts (after he scolded me for a 3.0 GPA), I discovered the only A’s he got in college were in Phys Ed courses and my mom’s class.

Anyway he walked into a good job straight of college in ‘81.

“And you do not have a small penis.”

He does post about video games, after he's paid someone to boost his account of course.

Meme from Tinder. It is a catfish with a smile. Actual Human, 19 70 miles away Hello I am real human I enjoy normal activities such as breathing the air and walking with my leg

Found Elon's dating profile

hi yooberz im dad

A Squid Games for Mr. Beast is exactly what he would want. What he deserves from Ms. Rachel is to be chained to a bathtub like in Saw but he’s only allowed to leave once he’s learned empathy and agrees to never subject desperate people to weird 90 day challenges again.

"A promise of a vote on healthcare"

"<The AI> won't get everything right."

Hey no fuckin' shit.

Also your parents had anywhere from 3 to 7 siblings & that single income supported all of them. Each of those kids could get a very affordable college degree and walk into any job opening and walk away with a salary that was $50000 in today's money. Then they all bought homes for the price of a VCR.

Movie poster for Roofman.

Roofman Review:

Quite a charming movie. I think Channing Tatum crushed it. Not sure if it's going to get that Oscar buzz like some have been saying but it is absolutely worth your time. Funny, heart-warming, with a few good thrills.

8/10

All we need is a dial up modem sound

I have A LOT to say about this. I’ll write up a full actual review and post it when I’ve fully digested this. But yeah, what a huge disappointment this franchise has been. There objectively hasn’t been a good single player entry in the series since the PS2.

An 87 OpenCrtitic score is insane.

Game #19 Completed in 2025: Final Fantasy 16

A gilded mess. Looks and sounds wonderful, plays like a very stripped hack n slash, dull combat. Very little customization, deep as a puddle. Story bits and pacing all over the place, overall uninteresting. All spectacle and no substance.

7/10

Only $488 Billion to go until AI works or something I dunno

"Goodness Look at the Time" meme where all the hours say "Republican bargaining in bad faith."

Real gamers want a foot of snow and 15 degree weather

Goddammit now I gotta hit the weights

99% of the time they never happened either lmao