Julia Bird

number of supermarkets i have been to over the last two days before i was successfully able to purchase parsnips: seven

hang in there, ian mcshane

heathers is on itvx. it has more quotable lines than hamlet

accidental hyalauronic acid to the eyeballs. do not recommend

most amazing outfit spotted on the tube just now: gold and black shot fabric sun ray pleated skirt. near the waistband, a handful of the pleat edges were pierced with rivets, and threaded through the holes were stainless steel belly bars. brought me total joy. additional accessory: a grey labubu

i have met claude

bookish??

wood pigeon sing-off going on outside my window. the first one is doing the normal pattern - 'i've BROken my toe, i've BROken my toe' but the second one is improvising and adding extra notes. firstly it was 'i've HIDDen the remote' for 10 minutes, now it's 'i FANcy a potato scone' ...

number of monks i saw on my walk home tonight: two. separately

as a connoisseuse of telly murder, i heartily recommend 'bookish'

cats and dogs fall on the cats and dogs home

i bless the rains down in battersea

walking down a street in streatham and can hear someone doing theie violin practice ('climb ev'ry mountain'). am almost but not quite in a carol ann duffy poem

36.5 party girl

just looked for the sausage emoji to illustrate a particularly witty message i was sending. there is no sausage emoji. what i was thinking of was the grange hill titles

this was a fun chat ...

thanks - will take a look

fantastic thanks - i'll take a look

it's a political memoir

political memoir ...

political memoir ...

thanks - i'll check out your work!

if you wish to never know peace, buy a pomeranian. or, like me, live next door to one

"Julia" from #FF8 on the harp ♥️ my leg was cramping..

teeny weeny piece of dubai chocolate in a pistachio coloured packet - about 1 inch square

neither my local budgens nor i are immune to the hype. £1.29 for this. tasty, but you can get a whole giant mint aero for £1.50

it's been a joyous task! and we've got single figure stock of yours to sell at free verse tomorrow x

“Julia's Song” by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark #nowplaying #6music

i would like to read an account of that lady space trip written by evelyn waugh

sneaking admiration for the fella who stole 325 creme eggs. nearly three months' supply!

toss up between the barbican and somerset house as to who has the best large london exhibition curators. just been to the soil show at the latter - awesome worms