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Steve Pankey, not that one

@stevepankey.bsky.social

Dad, Episcopal priest, sh*tty golfer

120 Followers  |  94 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  1.4862

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Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” video should come with a trigger warning in the Year of our Lord 2025.

09.02.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Breaking News - kowtowing is now the nation’s most popular sport.

06.02.2025 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can you please email me at sjpankey12 -at- gmail?

04.02.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t give him any ideas

29.01.2025 04:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I guess you’ll have to join me on Apple Maps

28.01.2025 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Howdy! I guess I need to start hanging out around here more.

27.01.2025 12:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't believe I have to root for the Eagles I am literally shaking rn

27.01.2025 02:59 — 👍 763    🔁 36    💬 65    📌 7

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is going to be hype this week.

03.09.2024 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The DOJ said that LMPD needs to change its culture, but nothing happened. You wanna bet things change now?

17.05.2024 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Every bad guy in the Indiana Jones saga looks like Elon Musk, change my mind.

26.12.2023 03:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I forgot about this place

12.11.2023 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things to ponder 30 years too late: the recent manhunt for an escaped killer reminded me of that time my 7th grade social studies teacher, while teaching us PA geography, said you only go to Chester County to get shot. Was that racist, classist, or both?

13.09.2023 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Texas, we have our own racist shit to deal with, sing your racist song somewhere else. #RollTide

10.09.2023 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But why is golf paraphernalia so expensive. I got an ad today for a $108 umbrella. Why?

08.09.2023 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was really hoping @edsbs.bsky.social would be live skeeting the UF v Utah game tonight.

01.09.2023 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

White men are the worst.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.

31.08.2023 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

COVID purgatory while your kids have it and you don’t is excruciating. Will it? Won’t it? Will it arrive 10 days from now?

29.08.2023 22:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had to read “The American Jeremiad” in my DMin program. The city in a hill mantra goes back to the beginning of colonization in the US and it is a key framework for white supremacy.

28.08.2023 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is my podcast ad algorithm so intent on selling me a “bespoke refrigerator”?

23.08.2023 12:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve complained about a lot of car lines in my day, but I take it all back. BGHS car line makes them all look like we’ll oiled machines.

18.08.2023 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite part of watching golf on PGA Tour Live is the dump button that lets you know a player swore and silences the entire broadcast for seven seconds.

12.08.2023 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Junior High orientation day carline is an absolute nightmare. Someone come save me.

07.08.2023 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pivot Point As you might know, this book from which Deacon Kellie proclaims the Gospel each Sunday is not simply a big print Bible.  Instead, it is a collection of all the various appointed Gospel, copied and pa...

One sermon got posted to Threads before nobody cared about it any more. I wonder how many I'll post here. https://draughtingtheology.wordpress.com/2023/08/07/pivot-point/

07.08.2023 13:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The CEV is also a good, modern translation and it is approved for Sunday use in The Episcopal Church.

06.08.2023 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been here less than 24 hours and have gained unsolicited follows from two cat accounts, one other animal account, and an onlyfans advert account. At least the interwebs are consistent.

05.08.2023 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was up early for the youngest’s volleyball tournament and enjoyed the 2020 Classic Tetris World Championships with my coffee at 5:30am

05.08.2023 15:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Am I skeeting this right?

04.08.2023 21:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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