meghan mcguire

I never feel more in touch with my womanhood than when I’m crying at the mechanic

I have no idea what the S&P 500 is

Holding my Zoloft close and whispering “please don’t leave me I can’t do it without you”

Just doing my evening call to Susan Collins and her message length limit is too short for someone who is trying to TELL A COMPELLING STORY

When my cat comes out from his afternoon nap, I say “hey I was just thinking about you” and I am always telling the truth because I am always thinking about him

Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.

God bless

Me today after accidentally doubling my SSRI dose

Competing Childhood Narratives in "We Could Be Rats" by Emily Austin - Chicago Review of Books “One of the benefits of growing up with a sibling is having a witness,” Sigrid writes in one of her twenty-one attempts at a suicide note. Siblings provide corroboration. Having a witness also present...

I wrote a review of Emily Austin’s heartbreaking and hilarious book We Could Be Rats chireviewofbooks.com/2025/01/28/c...

Hey so everything’s bad huh?

I wish I had saved all of my best Twitter jokes before I deactivated my account and now the only tweet I can remember is "we built this city, we built this city on nacho cheese."

break up with your girlfriend (Goodreads) I'm bored (so fucking sick of Amazon owning everything) app.thestorygraph.com/profile/mear...

in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and closing your eyes for a nap and then getting smacked across the face by your cat

Only if Leroy and Pippin can be co-chairs of the board!

I guess I live here now?

We go to sleep on another day that the writers of VEEP could have written for us. Sleep tight, lil babies.

My cat’s current favorite activity is erasing my white board calendar in the middle of the night so I stop having classes during his dinner time.

The Enduring Haunting of a Failed Driver's Test(s) - Lunch Ticket Meghan McGuire renders a humorous and relatable account of a familiar rite of passage for young people, the driver's test.

🚨 I HATE PARALLEL PARKING
lunchticket.org/the-enduring...

my favorite part of writing a paper is the end when I have to Command+F the words "INSERT QUOTE HERE" to make sure I caught them all.

i am here, but I will continue to pronounce is Blueski like Brewski.