The Vending Machine Roller Skating Guy

I've got so used to falling, it doesn't phase me anymore. Just keep getting back up. And you can always get pads for protection 🛼🛼 👍

Gave my skates a much needed strip down and clean this afternoon, ready for my first out of town adult roller disco tonight 🛼🛼

@quadeus.bsky.social Just noticed your wallpaper thingy on here, instant follow back aha

Rogers greatest solo album. Closely followed by Pros and Cons and K.A.O.S

I want to skate more outdoors this year. The paths ain't great round my way, just going to have to take the gamble 😬🛼🛼

Skating was wicked last night! Not as ropey as I was expecting and my wheels are rolling lovely with the new bearings in 🛼🛼

My lads in hospital having his jaw fucking reconstructed so I'm going to be on dog walking duty when I get back from skating tonight. At half 10. Its gonna be baltic out 🥶

Fuming that I didn't win the lottery AGAIN over the festive period

Its been a hard week (all 2 days of it) being the vending machine guy, so glad it's the weekend (all 2 days of it)

I wonder what the DJ will play tonight at the roller disco. Not really, it's the same every session 😔

I watched Transformers One the other day, it was actually pretty good. 10 year old me would've loved it.

Christmas present from my best mates family. Accurate haha 🛼🛼

I've FINALLY got my new bearings in my indoor wheels, buzzing for tomorrow! First skate in 4 weeks, hope I'm not too ropey 😬🛼🛼

I think I can buy into Superman having a dog but I draw the line at calling him Krypto 🙄

Vice City news! I'm up to 98% complete. On Rampage 16 of 35 and I've saved the last mission until last, I think I've done everything else. The final showdown with Sonny will be so much more satisfying this time round.

It's my mates annual Christmas party on Saturday and I think I'm going to eat an edible. My first hit of cannabis since February. Can't wait but also a little nervy in case I enjoy it a little too much.

I was over on X the other day and saw a post about the huge number of Bluesky users getting arrested for paedophilia hahaha

My new bearings arrived yesterday! Was hoping to get them fitted and give my skates a clean up today but got held up late at work. Gonna be pushed tomorrow now 😔🛼🛼

We don't have Derby over here, am I missing out?

You're well up on the techy stuff, I've a long way to go! 😬

Making the most of my anonymity on this wonderful new app... I've been more accepting of my sexuality this year. So I've discovered I'm too gay for girls but not gay enough for Grindr. Don't know where that puts me haha.

I like a busy rink now, it's also great practise at weaving and dodging 👍🛼🛼

I love The (80's and 90's) Pet Shop Boys

Video: Pet Shop Boys Perform "All The Young Dudes / West End Girls" Medley At 2024 MTV EMAs zurl.co/FAls4

If I eat an edible, or 2, over the Christmas break, does that put me back to day 0 off the weed?

I ordered some new bearings for my indoor wheels, hoping they'll be here for Friday. It will be my last adult session of the year on Friday 🛼🛼

I had a bit of a meltdown last week but I think I'm ok again now

Waiting to get a haircut...please no inane chatter, please no inane chatter, please no inane chatter, please no inane chatter, please no inane chatter 😬

A couple of additions to Christmas songs that I like... Slade, Merry Christmas and John and Yoko, Happy Christmas

One of my customers commented on the thoroughness of my cleaning today and said they're glad that I'm their vending machine guy 🙂 More praise than I've ever had, or will get, from my boss 🙄