Alistair Green

I won’t lie I needed to hear this today lol x 💞🥰 🙏

‘We want ARE country back’ I write sarcastically in the comments, triumphantly highlighting the posters lack of education compared to mine, as I recline in my Eames chair and take a sip of steaming hot Peruvian coffee from my Rest Is Politics mug. Another opponent vanquished. 😎

We’re witnessing vintage Corbyn with this new party stuff. A man in pure flow state. Simply unplayable at this level.

Wonderful to see former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Prince Andrew at the Duchess of Kents funeral, followed by our King entertaining former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Donald trump, in order to get a trade deal arranged by former friend of Jeffrey Epstein Peter mandelson. God bless us 🩷 🇬🇧

English people really need to stop talking like Americans now it’s so fucking embarrassing. Watched a TikTok this morning of a man walking round a retail park in Ashford going on about ‘antifa’. What are you doing.

After a brilliant day with @mralistairgreen.bsky.social in the shop on Saturday, the Alistair Green(s) print is now available online!

Edition of 200, all signed by both of us!

Big thanks to all who came down on Saturday to meet him, we both loved it :)

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You are exactly where you’re supposed to be right now 💞

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in heaven smiling approvingly as patriots paint a mini roundabout at 1am. Perhaps Paddington is there too passing her a marmalade sandwich, his paw lingering on her soft feminine hand for a moment too long.. ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Can I have some money please I need to get a tattoo removed urgently

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Voxpop: the state of Britain today 🇬🇧

Annual tv industry conference

Going to start posting this comment under random TikToks regardless of the context. A recipe for pasta alla norma, a review of a yonex tennis racket, how to replace a headlight on a Mazda mx5 , doesn’t matter what.

Another successful week on bluesky.

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Cheers you can tip me here. 👍(Guinness is now £600 a pint believe it or not)

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Count yourself lucky you can still watch this one because TikTok thought it was real and banned it 😢

New hotel EXPOSED! 😡 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Well we waited 45 years for it … and Oasis at Wembley did NOT disappoint for me and the boys. From ‘live forever’ to ‘sally can wait’ they played all the hits and other ones too and we’ll be ‘mad fer* it’ for a long time to come ie we’ll remember it for years! What a night!

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2 dog owners bumping into each other

Couple hiring a rowing boat in the park

How tom skinner tweets sound when you read them out loud

Enjoying the banter on bluesky again

My grandad actually died fighting the Spanish Armada so tonight’s England victory against Spain meant a great deal to me and his memory. Not a very ‘woke’ thing to say in certain quarters I’m sure but I’m afraid the truth doesn’t care about your feelings.

You’d never guess he just got divorced would you

Reckon I could beat Alcaraz or Sinner. Don’t get me wrong it wouldn’t be easy. Might even be a 5 setter. But in the end I’d edge the win. Why am I so sure? Little thing called life experience. Goes a long way in this game. 👍 🎾

Sorry guys account got hacked

Sorry typo I meant 2-6, 3-6, 6-1, 6-0, 6-0

Norrie to beat alcaraz 2-6, 3-6, 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. Sounds crazy right? Get back to me after the game and see if you’re still so sure. Doubt it somehow. 😎😉

If someone beats a British player at Wimbledon they really shouldn’t be interviewed on court afterwards. It comes across as gloating I’m afraid. Instead they should offer to withdraw so the British player can go through. It would show great sportsmanship and endear them to the British public. 👍🇬🇧

Ok cheers everyone goodnight 👍

That’s the world of celebrity for you- fickle. I forget the saying now but it’s something like ‘one day you’re king of the nook, the next you’re snack of the snook.’ Sounds something like that. I’ve forgotten sorry.