Ormand

Happy Hallowe'en everybody.

Oops. Should have been "renowned hounden-tenor".

I'm not sure what it says about me, but the highlight of my week is not the trombone choir rehearsal, but coming home to a welcoming kitty committee afterwards.

Well, at least it wasn't crabby.

Right. And H2OK9 is a water dog.

I know the "renowned tenor Dietrich Fischer-Bowow" was featured on a PDQ Bach piece, but I can't seem to locate it anywhere on the web. If you needed a vocalist to feature with your octet, though, he might just be ideal. 😀

Assault & Buttery! 😬

Leaves one scratching one's head, doesn't it? 🙂

How can Trump even think about running in 2028? He can barely walk now.

You'll have them standing in Linux.

Of course she saw right through them. 🙂

Hickory, dickory, dock. Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and the other two escaped with minor injuries.

Happy Caturday! It's a bit of a cat and mouse game.

Makes sense, I suppose. "Come on baby, light my fire!"

Makes sense to me. I tested positive for allergy to cats when in junior high. I've lived with cats almost all my life, both before and after this test with no ill effects. Today I share my small apartment with two of them. They sleep on my bed with me, and never cause so much as a sniffle.

An asset! 🙂

My favourite song to sing in the shower?

"And now, the end is near, and so I face the vinyl curtain . . ."

I'd like to extend a warm welcome to everyone, but whoever used it last lost the power cord, and it won't heat up anymore.

Ah, but the poor cat!

Personally, I use damitol!

In a civilized country, yes. You'd get a ticket.

Whenever someone tells me "I'll be bach" in a Schwarzenegger accent, my response is: "OK. I'll be Haydn."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

I always take a Chopin Liszt. 🙂

Warning! May need to flush 10 or 15 times.

How does he still have a driver's license?

Good one. For what it's worth, the word mortgage comes from French and literally means "death bond".

A dogwood tree? With collie flowers? A palmeranian? Never mind. I'll leaf now.

I'm sure others have noticed this (and even spoken and written about it) before. I am therefore a bit embarrassed to have just realized that Trump named his social media platform after the propaganda wing of the Russian Government. Pravda, of course, is Russian for "Truth."

That should have said "many radio stations".