Rori 🦇

I’m glad new people are following me thanks to my grocery store post but I feel obligated to point out that *most* of what I post is NSFW.

Also, if you’re a MAGAt, get gone. These are antifa boobies!

Right?!?

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

If it’s not okay, it’s not the end yet ❤️

Things we are not doing in 2026, besties:

- worrying that every little hair or blemish makes us undesirable

- sucking it in when he puts a hand on our tummies

- comparing our bodies to retouched pics online

- not buying clothing we love because we are worried we are not skinny or young enough

I have big Pisces energy and I’m not upset about it. 🤷‍♀️

People with boobies over 40… this is your reminder to schedule your annual mammogram. Sincerely, they are no big deal and free with most health insurance. No need to be nervous, they literally take like 15 mins and you’re done.

When he possessively wraps an arm around your waist or nuzzles your neck in public 🫠

(In poly, possessive actions don’t mean that my partner is mine and no one else’s. It means they are mine to protect and cherish, and if you don’t treat them right they are mine to avenge.)

If you don’t love me at my “posting weird art” you don’t deserve me at my “posting lewds”

Made some art

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

You have to. It’s the law. I’m pretty sure.

Loot that drops after defeating me:

- iced coffee
- random assortment of pretty papers, stickers, ribbons, beads, and glitter
- half-burned berry scented candles
- tin of ice breakers sours
- heavy-duty scissors
- 3 to 5 pocket rocks
- a love letter
- a tiny, angry cat

Someone once accused me of editing my pics. Can you believe it? The audacity! My pics don’t have a single edit, crop, or filter!

All I Really Want - 2015 Remaster

And all I really want is some peace man
A place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength

(Today’s vibe is courtesy of Alanis.)

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*catches your bottom lip with my teeth as we kiss*

Will you show me the sights? 😏

When I clench around you as tight as I can, just know… I mean it disrespectfully. 😏

I wonder if the men in power sometimes just close their eyes and wish they were tiny tree frogs living in the forest without a care in the world.

I wonder if they realize that they… could basically go do that.

I wonder if the men in power sometimes just close their eyes and wish they were tiny tree frogs living in the forest without a care in the world.

I wonder if they realize that they… could basically go do that.

Once you hit a certain income level, you don’t get happier.

Once you hit a certain level of wealth, you don’t have to worry about suddenly losing it all or your kids not being set for life.

So… all the political intrigue… All the power plays and back room deals… All the anxiety…

What is it for?

Do you ever just wanna say to the old white dudes in power, what is it all for?

Like… they can’t be happy. They must be stressed all the time.

They don’t get those lil pleasures like sitting by the fire with a good novel. Or belly laughs with their kids. Or sleeping in while cuddling their cat.

My girl Scrappy is at the bird feeder today. Lady is like the embodiment of Pink’s “So What” hence my name for her lol. She don’t give a shit who else wants food, this is HER turf.

I love her.

I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight

a kitten is sticking its head out of a person 's pocket and looking at the camera . ALT: a kitten is sticking its head out of a person 's pocket and looking at the camera .

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here like

Okay like 99% of the time I am just naturally a subby bottom but gosh himbos are really adorable aren’t they? That’s right, baby boy, empty that pretty little head for me…

But like… that’s normal for me to have not seen something. Not so normal for you or him so I love it when I get to introduce something to either of you!!!!!!!

He has seen that one! But I haven’t 😂