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And who'd have thought the biggest bruise I'd get this week wasn't from the monkey fist flogger...

Hmm OK maybe just buy a new spoon then 😜

You wouldn't even notice it was missing!

Just take one out of the kink bag, you'll still have plenty left lol

It's been a lovely few days, all the cuddles acquired 👶😍

We already play that game, all the time 😜

We're not playing rummy as most of you would know it, it's some weird messed up version, with far more rules than is necessary 🙄

A night of erotic massage at Purple Mamba with @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social tonight. Not sure we're grown up enough for this 🤭

Thanks, it's probably our favourite event 😁

It's The Gentlemans Club today, a day of nakedness for me while enjoying how sexy @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social will look in his new suit 😍

Definitely not just in the kitchen 😘

Oh I know, I'm a very lucky girl!

I did offer to help but he's very good in the kitchen

Crochet and negronis while @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social cooks dinner is how Fridays should be 😁

See, mean!

And you wouldn't let me do that either!

You didn't let me finish!

But your terms didn't have to be mean, I put forward several suggestions of how we could mark the rest

But you know I was asking when the timer went off 😝

a black and white cat is sitting on a pillow on a bed . Alt: a black and white cat is sitting on a pillow on a bed, it's arms and legs are crossed and it is sulking and rolling it's eye

Can't believe how mean @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social is being this morning, he teased me and then didn't fuck me

You can't expect me to pick just one!!

Let's see, I have 10 fantastic pictures of @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social in stockings. I guess I could share a couple...

Roll on 4pm!! 🤤

I keep thinking my back is starting to feel better and then I try and do simple things like wash the pots or sweep the floor and it quickly reminds me I don't heal as quickly as I used to

I've got my outfit sorted 😊

Poor @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social has had to put up with me snoring on the sofa most of the afternoon instead

We should be on our way to an afternoon of filthy fun right now but this muppet managed to injure herself in the shower this morning 🙄

It worked wonders, might need you to do it again this weekend 😁

It has been a wonderful few days and waking up to this view never gets old 😍

🤣🤣 No I promise there's no jump scare, you just have to zoom in