Read through the list of the University board members you might get a hint.

It's not like we were managing that water for agriculture, what with all the people who'd have harvested the crops in concentration camps.

Is that what he was trying to say? Because it degenerated quickly into a jumble of something that wasn't really English, exactly.

I'm guessing they've foregone the "shame napkin" for the ortolan canapés.

I think that's the colour we painted our dining room

Oh look, nobody told them there's no black help in a sundown state. The poor things.

Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT

- oNe hOUr laTer-

The Donald owes much of what he is to the NY Democratic establishment. There was never a time when they didn't know what he was, and he flourished there.

I take it back, she was indicted for perjury but not tried.

Woman who continues to claim she never did anything wrong claims the person who can pardon her didn't either. Well, that sure blows the lid off.

Think the fact that one of the things she was convicted of was perjury belongs in that lede somewhere as well?

People have already been harming and killing their kids due to this identitarian ideational horseshit without this official sanction, when the whole of our public health apparatus was telling them otherwise. Shit's going to get a lot worse.

Well, just like I don't want to watch The Rings of Power, because I don't need someone else's impressions of in-universe history messing up my own, I prefer to go on imagining a Jihad of tailcoat-wearing overservants carrying silver trays.

They keep telling us what they're going to do; and then the newspapers and cable channels either ignore it or say they're not really going to do it; and then they go and do it. Lather, rinse, repeat. This is them once again telling us what they're going to do. Now watch for step two...

Okay, let's see you sanewash this, @nytimes.com

Good point

Never mind I just answered my own question

You do realize this is just a scheme to get young people and shut-ins to get valid government IDs so that if the right wing parties get in and pass voter ID they can still be voted out again.

This is a Brian Herbert joke, I take it?

I've re-read this several times and I can't stop laughing. This is exquisite.

My AI texting for me: Knock, knock!

My wife: what

Me: It's a joke! Knock, knock!

Wife: who's there

Me: Not me, I'm running 15 minutes late! 🤣🤣🤣

Wife: uh ok

Me: Because of the Jews

Happening now, probably.

The valiant way he met the challenge of the oncoming horns with his thorax

"The 52-year-old, from Texas, said he believed hunting was a vital part of preserving wildlife"

When interviewed, the buffalo said that he believed defending himself was a vital part of preserving wildlife.

In the final panel it says "you know I'm an air fryer, right?"

Buffalo traditionally use all parts of the human

Be kind; the NYT's new writer Nole Grok is just finding his way.

Kind of a shit-stirrer account, that one

Right out of the textbooks. State terror typically relies on organized street violence; especially in the early days.

So: person who proclaims her own innocence of the crime of which she was convicted also proclaims the innocence of someone willing and able to pardon her.

Dayum, I'm setting up a Truth Social account to share this Truth!