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Could suggest it to Wes Streeting, he always up for saving a few bob.

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132. Former Head of MI6: Russia, China, and Trump (Sir Alex Younger) Leading Β· Episode

Rest is Politics Leading podcast
open.spotify.com/episode/1HEY...

05.05.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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132. Former Head of MI6: Russia, China, and Trump (Sir Alex Younger) Leading Β· Episode

Sir Alex Younger, head of MI6:
"[Afghanistan] it was pretty clear to us ... that there was no military solution ... because there never is. Terrorism and insurgency are ... political things, and I think this is something Mr Netanyahu perhaps needs to reflect on"
#Israel #Palestine #FreePalestine

05.05.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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132. Former Head of MI6: Russia, China, and Trump (Sir Alex Younger) Leading Β· Episode

"When I was there [Afghanistan] it was pretty clear to us on the UK side that there was no military solution <...>, in large part because there never is. Terrorism and insurgency are ultimately intrinsically political things, and I think this is something Mr Netanyahu perhaps needs to reflect on"

05.05.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She knows

29.04.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the one! It became HERE later.
On a Nokia N8, IIRC.

29.04.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HERE maps. It was dreadful. It once took me on a hair-raising 10-mile circular tour of Cape Town rather than the 2-mile direct route.

29.04.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It might not be a foot, but it sure smells like one

29.04.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get yourself to Severn Beach

26.04.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform
USA: Hold my beer...

04.04.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 19041    πŸ” 4420    πŸ’¬ 332    πŸ“Œ 196

Dreadful. Unforced errors, giveaway goals.
On that form it will 0-6 on Tuesday.

29.03.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Denmark and Greenland are currently issuing new stamps every week

27.03.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

He is right.
I will die on this hill.

14.03.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can do this!

08.03.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's put me right off my hot fish yoghurt

08.03.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good performance by the Gas I thought, considering the lack of strikers.

08.03.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I'm doing my bit

27.02.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and it got huffy

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And kept in the hold

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A seagull drinks from a container marked β€œDOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

A seagull drinks from a container marked β€œDOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

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I think I've found the perfect use for AI.
I had an old tin of jackfruit at the back of the cupboard so I asked DeepSeek to suggest a recipe for jackfruit and butterbeans. It gave me a recipe for a jackfruit and butterbean curry. And it was bloody delicious!
#deepseek #ai

05.02.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the intention.

05.02.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the intention.

05.02.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are on the right side of history. And that is becoming more and more apparent by the day.

05.02.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm definitely following Dobby. I like the cut of his jib!

04.02.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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borisjohnsonreal.bsky.social you're featured in Fesshole. Again.

03.02.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...Hyper-realistic textures: salty foam, rain droplets on bristles, and corroded exoskeleton. Mood: primal horror and awe

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