Alex Goldsmith

Case revived to add more evidence. Hello gorgeous

This is the bathroom and they were playing Stay Another Day. I rest my case

Slug and Lettuce is hun Wetherspoons. Change my mind

Right on cue, my whole fyp is Elphaba and Glinda fan cams set to Chappell Roan music

And you’re telling me that it’s not even the tiniest bit gay? I don’t buy it

Have booked a full on sofa at Everyman to see Wicked. I will be insufferable before, during and after

You can’t convince me otherwise

Anyone who says they like oysters is a big fat LIAR

In honour of the Wicked movie, my first ever TikTok appearance from 2019

I had another of these bagels this morning and was equally disgusted

Of all the shrinkflation crimes, making bagel holes bigger has got to be the most egregious

In New Zealand, a leader is born

Hana-Rāwhiti Maipi-Clarke ripped up a copy of the bill that proposes to change how the Treaty of Waitangi is interpreted

🎥 via @metrouk.bsky.social

I’m rediscovering so many fantastic voices that left Twitter long ago. Feels like a big reunion

My highlight of this year was getting a personalised video from Pesto the penguin

How do I get onto the shitposting side of Bluesky?