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Gemini: In summary, the video is not an AI-generated deepfake. It is a real video of a real person. However, the circumstances under which it was recorded and the claims made within it are highly disputed, particularly by the Department of Justice.

Ok before I fall for this, is O’Keefe an AI avatar in this video? If not, WTAF is happening? Mandela effect is real? Do I blame CERN? J/k. But really, let’s double check

I was thinking the same thing especially because one was attributed to an accident with a Sheriff’s dept.

WIFE: So what did you do today?

ME: I wrote a song about what it would be like to have narcolepsy. It's called Slumberstruck.

HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.

Urge Congress: Save Public Media Save your local stations. Email your Members of Congress now!

I think we all know this already but PBS has a link to help you annoy your lawmakers because who the hell hates Sesame Street, anyway?

protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/

No doubt in my mind that all of this data is going into Musk's varied AI projects (or a nation-state actor). X.ai? Grok?

Not trying to plant ideas but, when will Dennis Rodman get tapped for ambassador to North Korea?
Of course we’d want our embassy to have beachfront views and someone has likely already started planning.

HHS website

CDC website

USAID website

Ok a friend told me that the flags at the top left of .gov websites has been changed to a flag with 9 stars. Otherwise known as the 1st confederate flag. And… it’s true. Check for yourselves.

Can we pass a law that forces Rage Against the Machine to make a new album? You can’t tear an Achilles in a studio, right Zack?

I see sharpie coming to Mount Rushmore

Happy Friday! Thank you @jonathanslater.bsky.social for the lighthearted post

Well said

Mar-a-Lago’s free WiFi now has an excuse to connect to servers in Belarus

Fingers crossed!

2:25am and the big scary dog would rather pee in the house than see so much as a sparkler

And thus it begins anew, the war between the dog people and the fireworks people.

Get ‘em, dog people.

Lightning strikes Washington Monument 12/31/24

To some extent, working for a toxic company just because they have a good health plan falls in a similar category.

Most popular home internet routers in US may be banned over security risks The most popular home internet router brand in the US may be banned from sale in the country over fears...

Lots to unpack here. ISPs cheaping out and also not patching the routers? Checks out. My home internet, kill it with fire

9to5mac.com/2024/12/18/m...

HK-Aerial The term HK-Aerial, Aerial HK,[1] Cyberdyne Systems Series A VTOL Aircraft[2] or Flying HK,[3] refers to a wide variety of Skynet's large, airborne, VTOL-capable Non-Humanoid Hunter Killers. Featuring...

Terminator’s Hunter-Killer drones?

terminator.fandom.com/wiki/HK-Aerial

What’s the over/under on how many seconds it took for him to [literally] shit his pants?
@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social

If play that game especially if I could run away on an e-bike into Central Park. But I’d still want to pickpocket every passer-by

I don’t know who to credit for calling Twitter “Xchan.” But that person nailed it.

I’ll bet several people there thought, “beats baloney sandwiches in prison, right?”

Thank god we weren’t watching.

If we are going to enforce laws from the founding of the country, why not regress pre-Louis Pasteur too? “Project 1847?”

Guarding the door in his own way.