Rich Fox

My god the babbling insanity of it.

It’s true. My brother was born in ‘59 and that’s how our mom got him out.

Imagine if Fox News was a real news org and was reporting on this.

Major Clocksterfuck at the Blazers game.

It looks like the rain gods of Portland have rewarded me with a large bowl of candy.

Hungry? Check out my fancy bathroom!

There’s a reason that they call it the Heritage Foundation. The rabid ethnonationalism is baked in and always has been.

Pop-pop wants to make a boom-boom.

Evidence of superior culture:
: Incredible medical advances that we choose to ignore in favor of bleach and dewormer.
: Global communications platforms full of lies.
: Remarkable technology that we use for gambling and scheming.

Yeah, but he’s a football coach that got to be a senator by climbing into Trump’s ass and oscillating.

“Vote for me this one time and you’ll never have to vote again.”
-Donald Trump, 2024

What percent of Republicans know that Puerto Rico is part of the USA?

But we need the Supreme Court to explain it!

Obama could shut down this whole conversation just by suggesting he's running.

Did anyone ask if he was excited to run against Barack Obama?

It'd be cool if the constitution was still in effect.

I really think that we need to talk more about the fact that Republicans have basically quietly abolished the House of Representatives

We knew this as soon as Johnson was installed. He was nobody. A nothing nebishy guy that no one had heard of. The only reason to choose him was the obvious ease of control.

Lord Mellon.

How about something for actual Americans?

Last I checked, it takes a really long time to build a palace.

The only question for Mike Johnson should be "why did you dissolve Congress?" And when he predictably lies or changes the subject, repeatedly follow up with variations of "so why aren't you doing your job?"

The Speaker's opinions on anything else matter little if Congress is artificially on leave.

That's the Epstein Ballroom, ma'am.

I'm not sure there has ever been a criminal enterprise as vast as the current administration.

Honestly, you can’t make this shit up.

The Epstein Ballroom!

I thought it was the Epstein Ballroom.

Merkley: "What we've seen is that democracies no longer die bc men w/guns go in and take it over. Instead, it's electeds who erode the separation of power. If you have a rubber-stamp Congress & courts that deliver more power to the executive, suddenly you have an authoritarian state. It's here now."

He’s so excited about his Epstein Ballroom. #EpsteinBallroom

Unfortunately, what they want seems to be completion of their coup.