@vlansdale.bsky.social
β.. Jesus, that ear. He should donate it to the Smithsonian. .. He made all his records with four tracks, but you couldn't make his records if you had a hundred tracks today.β
- Bob Dylan, on Brian Wilson #RIP
βGood Vibrationsβ (1966)
Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!
06.06.2025 00:53 β π 23335 π 4196 π¬ 330 π 152π―
14.04.2025 08:55 β π 28468 π 4711 π¬ 768 π 230Crows in a lab were able to distinguish shapes that exhibited right angles, parallel lines, and symmetry, suggesting that, like humans, they have a special ability to perceive geometric regularity.
12.04.2025 16:48 β π 11938 π 2012 π¬ 426 π 317In the immortal words of Dan Aykroyd βJanine, you ignorant slutβ
11.04.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you for your kindness
05.04.2025 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Enjoy your eggs
02.04.2025 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We donβt want him either
29.03.2025 05:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Gov. JB Pritzker
Gov. Tim Walz
these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
15.03.2025 13:54 β π 69553 π 13279 π¬ 2798 π 1069Budapest today. People are demanding that PM Orban resign.
15.03.2025 16:37 β π 77742 π 17782 π¬ 2698 π 2816Thank you!
07.03.2025 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worth a watch: As videos of angry voters at GOP town halls circulate, worth noting that Democrats are holding them too.
Tom Suozzi, who represents a Trump +5 district, got a standing ovation today: βIβm Mr. Letβs Work Together. But after what happened at the White House yesterday, Iβm pissed off.β
The latest news from Burlington, Vermont. ππΊπ¦
03.03.2025 02:43 β π 23717 π 4871 π¬ 812 π 312This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldnβt find itβ¦so donβt RT right now this very second.
Come ski Colorado so we can roast you too!
03.03.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when Republicans wanted to impeach Bill Clinton because big donors got to stay a night in the Lincoln bedroom?
Seems quaint now.
Hero
26.02.2025 02:01 β π 69455 π 13976 π¬ 1238 π 615There is nothing cooler than preventing a democracy from turning into a dictatorship
23.02.2025 15:44 β π 7150 π 1376 π¬ 99 π 13This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldnβt figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Why I volunteer to tutor children in reading
24.02.2025 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It seems there was a dinner at the WH where a military choir serenaded the orange turd and his guest with a rendition of One Day More from Les Miserables, and the ignorant fools loved it. This is what happens when you donβt read. People mock you to your face. πΉ
24.02.2025 14:48 β π 22120 π 3244 π¬ 448 π 176The Revolution will be AI-icized
24.02.2025 17:19 β π 84605 π 14932 π¬ 3279 π 1233Ok that made me laugh
19.02.2025 02:03 β π 52896 π 7010 π¬ 622 π 236